Souvenirs from an Absurd Life
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Souvenirs from an Absurd Life

A Memoir

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eBook - ePub

Souvenirs from an Absurd Life

A Memoir

About this book

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Table of contents

  1. Copyright
  2. Contents
  3. Foreword: A Most Unlikely Path
  4. Chapter 1: How to Get Shot—Twice
  5. Chapter 2: Alligators and Idiots
  6. Chapter 3: The Dreamers of the Day Are Dangerous Men
  7. Chapter 4: That Time I Died
  8. Chapter 5: Karate Kid
  9. Chapter 6: Breakfast with the Mick
  10. Chapter 7: The Big Break
  11. Chapter 8: End of an Empire
  12. Chapter 9: There Are More Things in Heaven and Earth…
  13. Chapter 10: Thongs for the Memories
  14. Chapter 11: Goodbye, Calcutta
  15. Chapter 12: Back of Beyond
  16. Chapter 13: The Wild Life
  17. Chapter 14: The Octopus’s Garden
  18. Chapter 15: The Importance of Moving Well
  19. Chapter 16: A Humble Saint
  20. Chapter 17: The Emperor’s Pets
  21. Chapter 18: Sometimes You Get Lucky
  22. Chapter 19: A Dog Named Skye
  23. Chapter 20: Elvis Has Left the Building
  24. Chapter 21: Are We Alone?
  25. Chapter 22: Spy versus Spy
  26. Chapter 23: Fake News
  27. Chapter 24: The Man, the Myth, the Mary Jane
  28. Chapter 25: Mountain of Death
  29. Chapter 26: The Evil Men Do
  30. Chapter 27: Shaq and the Black Mamba
  31. Chapter 28: Irony Is Dead
  32. Chapter 29: Oh, the Shark, Babe, Has Such Teeth, Dear
  33. Chapter 30: Hanging Chads and Jet Skis
  34. Chapter 31: Hell on Earth
  35. Chapter 32: Moment of Troth
  36. Chapter 33: Time Travel
  37. Chapter 34: The Owl and the Value of Life
  38. Chapter 35: Dust to Dust
  39. Chapter 36: The Daily Show
  40. Chapter 37: Time to Go
  41. Chapter 38: Did You Hear the One about Leo DiCaprio?
  42. Chapter 39: None Flew over the Cuckoo’s Nest
  43. Chapter 40: Friends or Foes?
  44. Chapter 41: Squared Away
  45. Chapter 42: A Most Glamorous Profession
  46. Chapter 43: Ambush at the Alamo
  47. Chapter 44: That Time I Almost Had to Kill a Guy
  48. Chapter 45: The Army of the Future
  49. Chapter 46: Gastronomy
  50. Chapter 47: On Being Gronked
  51. Chapter 48: The Day the Earth Moved
  52. Chapter 49: That Week in April
  53. Chapter 50: Coda
  54. About the Author