The Bar Mitzvah and Beast
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The Bar Mitzvah and Beast

One Family's Cross-Country Ride of Passage by Bike

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eBook - ePub

The Bar Mitzvah and Beast

One Family's Cross-Country Ride of Passage by Bike

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* A light-hearted and hilarious memoir of an ordinary family's extraordinary cross-country bike adventure
* Kids fighting, equipment breaking, characters popping up around each turn -- all the good cycling material is here

Amateur bike rider, father of three, and everyday public school teacher, Matt Biers-Ariel never dreamed of riding a bike across the United States. But then his hard-to-impress teenage son, Yonah, refused to have a bar mitzvah as he approached age thirteen. No dancing with grandma or chanting traditional prayers? Something had to be done to celebrate this rite of passage. So Matt, his wife Djina, Yonah, and little brother Solomon decided to saddle up for a physical ride of passage -- one that would take them 3, 804 miles by bicycle from the waters of the Pacific Ocean, over the Rockies, through Midwest small towns, and all the way to Washington D.C. Armed with ibuprofen, several gallons of Gatorade, and one unpredictable tandem bike (the "Beast"), the Biers-Ariel family cycled across the middle of America, chatting with colorful characters along the way, roasting marshmallows at campgrounds, and quarrelling over the state of climate change, religious identity, and several flat tires. They also collected thousands of signatures on a self-made global-warming petition calling for the United States to undergo its own rite of passage -- one of energy conservation. The Bar Mitzvah and The Beast is a funny, thoughtful memoir of one ordinary American family's extraordinary journey by bicycle, and an enlightening, warm exploration of the bond between a spiritual, nature-loving father and his ambivalent, computer game-loving son.

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Table of contents

  1. Cover Page
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright Page
  4. Dedication
  5. Contents
  6. Acknowledgments
  7. Ride of Passage Route Map
  8. 1 Genesis of an Atheist
  9. 2 Singing Your Song
  10. 3 A Not Totally Reliable Narrator
  11. 4 Filicide
  12. 5 Why I’m a Luddite
  13. 6 Words Are Not Necessary
  14. 7 An Atheist Covers His Bases
  15. 8 Diary: Day Twenty-One, Hite to Blanding
  16. 9 Seabiscuit Takes Charge
  17. 10 Slaughtering Sacred Cows
  18. 11 Sarah vs. Yonah
  19. 12 Harry Potter, Save Us!
  20. 13 Bicycle Ministries
  21. 14 Killing Time Between Ironies
  22. 15 American Hero: Homer Simpson or Thomas Jefferson?
  23. 16 D.C. or Bust
  24. Epilogue
  25. Statistics
  26. Petition for Cooling Our Planet