How to be German in 50 easy steps
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How to be German in 50 easy steps

A guide from Apfelsaftschorle to TschĂŒss

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eBook - ePub

How to be German in 50 easy steps

A guide from Apfelsaftschorle to TschĂŒss

About this book

With his first book, Adam Fletcher helped more than a hundred thousand locals and little AuslÀnder navigate the quirks of this charismatic land. Now he's back with fifty new and advanced integration steps that explain the sticky friendship glue of Kaffee and Kuchen, the educational superiority of wood, and the rituals of the German Weihnachtsmarkt. You'll learn how to blame the weather for most of your ailments, how to survive a visit to your local Baumarkt, why Germans take their kitchen when they move, and why you keep losing to them at table football. Adam Fletcher's book is the ultimate, irreverent love letter to a nation that has got so under his skin.

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Information

Publisher
C.H.Beck
Year
2023
eBook ISBN
9783406814082
Edition
15
Subtopic
Political Biographies

Table of contents

  1. COVER
  2. TITLE
  3. ABOUT THE BOOK
  4. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  5. ABOUT THE ILLUSTRATOR
  6. INTRODUCTION
  7. 1. PUT ON YOUR HOUSE SHOES
  8. 2. EAT A LONG BREAKFAST
  9. 3. PLANNING, PREPARATION & PROCESS
  10. 4. GET SOME INSURANCES
  11. 5. DRESS SERIOUSLY
  12. 6. SPEAK GERMAN
  13. 7. OUTGESOURCED, DOWNGELOADED & UPGEGRADED
  14. 8. OBEY THE RED MAN
  15. 9. DRINK APFELSAFTSCHORLE
  16. 10. DRINK MIXED BEVERAGES
  17. 11. EAT GERMAN FOOD
  18. 12. KNOW YOUR POTATOES
  19. 13. THE ANSWER IS TO BRING KARTOFFELSALAT
  20. 14. EAT GERMAN BREAD
  21. 15. â€čMAHLZEIT!â€ș
  22. 16. HATE THE GEZ & GEMA
  23. 17. LEARN HOW TO OPEN A BEER BOTTLE WITH ANYTHING BUT A BOTTLE OPENER
  24. 18. SAY WHAT YOU MEAN
  25. 19. SPEAK FREELY ABOUT SEX
  26. 20. DO NOTHING ON SUNDAYS
  27. 21. WATCH TATORT
  28. 22. IT IS NOT TRUE UNTIL YOU’VE READ IT AT SPIEGEL ONLINE
  29. 23. ALWAYS SEND FRIENDLY GREETINGS
  30. 24. PROST!!!
  31. 25. DRINK BIONADE, BUY BIO
  32. 26. RECYCLE
  33. 27. STICK TO THE RULES
  34. 28. LOVE YOUR CAR
  35. 29. KLUGSCHEISSEN
  36. 30. INTERROGATE JOKES
  37. 31. DON’T LIGHT YOUR CIGARETTES FROM A CANDLE
  38. 32. FENSTER AUF KIPP
  39. 33. FEEL MIXED ABOUT BERLIN
  40. 34. HATE BAVARIA
  41. 35. HATE THE SAXONY DIALECT
  42. 36. PICK A SIDE, RESPECT THE DIVIDE
  43. 37. FAHRE SCHWARZ
  44. 38. GET QUALIFIED
  45. 39. ENLARGE YOUR CV
  46. 40. FIND A â€čREALâ€ș JOB
  47. 41. FAIL AT SARCASM
  48. 42. LEARN TO ENJOY BUREAUCRACY
  49. 43. GUT GUT, NAJA, ACH SO, ALLES KLAR & UND SONST SO
  50. 44. PRACTICALITY TRUMPS EVERYTHING
  51. 45. TRAVEL SERIOUSLY
  52. 46. KNOW THAT BIRTHDAYS ARE SERIOUS BUSINESS
  53. 47. WATCH DINNER FOR ONE ON NEW YEAR’S EVE
  54. 48. FORGET ANYTHING YOU WERE EVER TOLD ABOUT FIREWORKS
  55. 49. HATE SCHLAGER, KNOW EVERY WORD
  56. 50. SAY TSSSSSSSSSSSSCHÜÜ-HÜSSSSSSSSS
  57. IMPRESSUM

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