The Montegiallo School of Swearing
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The Montegiallo School of Swearing

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eBook - ePub

The Montegiallo School of Swearing

About this book

A hilarious story of finding yourself, one swear word at a time, in the heart of Sicily.

Accidentally buying a Sicilian villa for just one euro is not the great Eat, Pray, Love game changer that Brian Chapman hopes it would be. Instead, tumbledown buildings, a shortage of plumbers, and resentful locals make Brian's drunken whim look like the biggest mistake of his chequered career so far.

Who could believe that an outbreak of swearing would lead not only to cultural reconciliation but to this very Australian fish out of water finding true love in Italy? The Montegiallo School of Swearing is for readers who enjoy contemporary fiction, travel narratives, and stories about personal transformation and cultural immersion. Get ready for a laugh-out-loud journey filled with quirky characters, heartwarming moments, and a celebration of the unexpected detours life throws our way.

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Information

Publisher
Fremantle Press
Year
2025
eBook ISBN
9781760994914
Subtopic
Italian Literature

Table of contents

  1. Cover
  2. Copyright
  3. Title Page
  4. Dedication
  5. Coq Au Vin
  6. Under a Neon Tongue
  7. Another Brick in the Wall
  8. Did I Do That?
  9. Yes, You Did!
  10. Gumboots of Style
  11. The Total Plonker
  12. Say Goodbye to Harold Holt
  13. Flighting for Arrival
  14. A Train to Nowhere
  15. Montegiallo
  16. A Ruined Mansion
  17. Home Alone
  18. A New Dawn
  19. Daylight
  20. Whoever the Hell He Was
  21. No Yellow Sacs
  22. Cinghiale
  23. Black Velvet Dawn
  24. Stopping at the Stations
  25. Insulting the Intelligence
  26. Wash and Wear
  27. Dressed for Success
  28. In the Ghetto
  29. Genuine Genuflection
  30. Protestants & Atheists
  31. Agrigento
  32. The Damn Temples
  33. The Magic Mountain
  34. Quotable Quotes
  35. Brooding
  36. Bar Limone
  37. Blessing It Both Ways
  38. Purosangue
  39. A Visitor From the Lower Levels
  40. The Delegate
  41. No, You’re Pixellated
  42. Nuovo Mondo
  43. Plumbing the Depths
  44. Artist-anal
  45. Viviana
  46. Laying Low
  47. Toasted
  48. Hardly Working
  49. A Basking Case
  50. The Bins of the Father
  51. The Vicini
  52. The Dottore
  53. After Class
  54. The Morning after
  55. Pre School
  56. The Montegiallo School of Swearing
  57. Class Action
  58. Church and State
  59. Local Colour
  60. Italian Angels
  61. Mental Fatigue
  62. I Can’t Hear You
  63. Confidence Trick
  64. Love vs Plumbing
  65. The Straits of Messina
  66. Teacher Evaluation
  67. A Catalogue of Disaster
  68. Pariah
  69. On with the Show
  70. Performance Anxiety
  71. Castle Greyskull
  72. A Rum Rebellion
  73. Guerilla Action
  74. The Cabal
  75. The Battle of Piazza Spirito Santo
  76. Another Dawn
  77. A Million Views
  78. Six Months Later
  79. Acknowledgements

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