You'll Be Sorry When I'm Dead

Marieke Hardy

• Publisher: Allen & Unwin
• Year: 2011
• eBook ISBN: 9781742694306

He was wearing a pair of leather pants that clung like terrified orphans to his muscular thighs, and a revealing black mesh t-shirt. The outfit seemed at odds with the cream-coloured settee and floral print curtains. From stalking and eventually meeting her Young Talent Time idol when she was twelve, to a particularly abhorrent encounter at a high-quality swingers night, and a mildly perverse obsession with Bob Ellis, there is nothing Marieke Hardy won't write about. Welcome to a chronicle of broken hearts, fervid pursuits, passionate friendships, deranged letter-writing, the allure of the bottle, the singular charms of musicians, the lost song of youth, and three very awkward evenings with varying prostitutes-exactly zero percent of which the author's parents will want to read. Add to that a slightly misguided attempt to give real-life friends and ex-lovers a "right of reply" to the stories they appear in and it's fair to say an extended stint in the Witness Protection Program beckons. Confessional, voyeuristic, painful, hilarious, and heartfelt, You'll Be Sorry When I'm Dead reveals the acerbic wit, unflinching gaze, and razor-sharp insight of a writer at the height of her powers - or the unhinged fantasies of a dangerous mind with not enough to do.

Table of contents

• COVER PAGE
• TITLE PAGE
• COPYRIGHT PAGE
• DEDICATION
• CONTENTS
• A FOREWORD BY MY FATHER
• YOU CAN LEAD A HORTICULTURE
• THE WRITE STUFF
• FOREVZ
• MAROON AND BLUE
• POUR L’ALBUM
• THE BUSINESS
• A GENTLEMAN GUEST
• SWING, SWANG, SWUNG
• YTT
• DOWN THE HATCH
• THE BUBBLE
• BORN THIS WAY
• MAN BITES DOG
• AN AFTERWORD BY MY EX-BOYFRIEND TIM
• ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS