The Empress Murders
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The Empress Murders

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The Empress Murders

About this book

A razor-sharp, mind-bendingly clever whodunnit from award-winning playwright and actor, Toby Schmitz.
Everyone is in peril. Everyone is a suspect.
It's 1925 and the Empress of Australia is making her regular Atlantic crossing, New York– bound, with a full manifest of passengers.
When a dead body is uncovered onboard, it is up to Inspector Archie Daniels to find the killer. But solving one murder quickly turns into solving two, then three, and it becomes clear that Daniels must act fast to avoid an all-souls-lost– level calamity. No one, from the horrendously wealthy and entitled first-class passengers to those they consider the dregs of empire below deck, is safe. And no one can get off ...
The Empress Murders is a razor-sharp, mind-bendingly clever novel that is both a witty, bloodthirsty whodunnit and an excoriating look at the excesses of the British Empire, just as the sun begins to set on it.
'A tense and claustrophobic mystery told with startling wit.' TIM MINCHIN

'Whatever you think this book is, think again. Cosy murder mystery? Historical crime fiction? Flamboyant literary feast? Slasher horror? The Empress Murders has all that, but Toby Schmitz has created a unique beast. I loved it. What a trip. Be ready for anything.' MALCOLM KNOX, author of The First Friend
'A uniquely brilliant reimagining of the nautical murder mystery ... It's a novel that is both literary and highly readable. Unequivocally recommended.' RICHARD ROXBURGH

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Table of contents

  1. COVER PAGE
  2. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  3. TITLE PAGE
  4. COPYRIGHT PAGE
  5. CONTENTS
  6. AUTHOR’S NOTE
  7. WELCOME ABOARD
  8. ROUGH DRAFT
  9. THE DEAD BENGALI DECKHAND
  10. LEST WE FORGET
  11. A FUCK-TON OF STAIRS
  12. THE SILVER LINING
  13. WITNESS TO A RENDEZVOUS
  14. THE BARBARIC SWITCH
  15. INSPECTOR TAKES HIS TEA WITH MOJO
  16. SEPTIMUS & GOLLY GOSH
  17. LAPS
  18. BLACKBIRD
  19. BLAME ALEXANDERPLATZ
  20. DOTTYVILLE
  21. KILLSEA
  22. THE ELIMINATOR
  23. GASTRIC HUMOUR
  24. MIDNIGHT FOLLIES
  25. FOREIGN BODIES
  26. TARGET FIXATION
  27. WAR COMES WHISTLING IN
  28. SPLICING THE MAINBRACE
  29. SPOOKY MOON ON TREES
  30. REMEMBER SCARBOROUGH
  31. PAST TENSE
  32. THE BRIG
  33. APRES CALME
  34. SLUM KID
  35. A CLOWN SHORT OF A CIRCUS
  36. WHEN BEGGARS DIE THERE ARE NO COMETS SEEN
  37. ONE THING AT A TIME
  38. TRACE THE NOBLE DUST
  39. LEND EVERY MAN THINE EAR
  40. THINGS THAT GO BUMP
  41. A MOTH TO HONOUR
  42. SHIVERS
  43. HELL HAS MANY MOUTHS
  44. AT SOME POINT
  45. BLOOD . . .
  46. . . . & GUTS
  47. LONTY
  48. MANY A SLIP TWIXT THE COP AND THE SHIP
  49. FLOTILLA
  50. TENSE PAST
  51. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS