I Don't Need Therapy
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I Don't Need Therapy

(and other lies I've told myself)

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eBook - ePub

I Don't Need Therapy

(and other lies I've told myself)

About this book

A hilarious memoir of home truths and whatever the opposite of 'that girl energy' is, from one half of the hit podcast Toni and Ryan. Most of us tell little white lies all the time. Whether it's 'I'm five minutes away' or 'It must have gone to my spam folder', most of these fibs are harmless. But what if you realised that you weren't just lying about the little things, but the big 'life' stuff too? When Toni Lodge sat down to write this memoir, she discovered that the lies she was telling herself were hiding some pretty important home truths— about her work, her identity and her mental health. Her dogged pursuit of these truths sent her on a brazen exploration of everything from gastro, fame and Twilight to funerals, the Dalai Lama and Brazilian waxes. In this hilarious warm hug of a book, Toni exposes the lies she has told herself about who she is and what she is capable of, inviting you on a riotous romp that will make you laugh, cringe, cry and utterly rethink the truth behind the stories we tell ourselves.

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Table of contents

  1. COVER PAGE
  2. PRAISE
  3. TITLE PAGE
  4. COPYRIGHT PAGE
  5. DEDICATION
  6. CONTENTS
  7. I DON’T WANT TO LIE TO YOU
  8. I DON’T WANT TO BE FAMOUS, PART ONE
  9. REASONS THE WORLD IS AGAINST ME—PEDESTRIAN CROSSINGS
  10. I DON’T NEED THERAPY, PART ONE
  11. I’VE NEVER THROWN UP IN SOMEONE’S MOUTH WHILE THEY WERE KISSING ME
  12. YOU’RE GOING TO BE OKAY
  13. THINGS I’VE PICKED UP ALONG THE WAY THAT I’LL TELL YOU FOR FREE
  14. I LOVE CHANGE AND THRIVE ON THE UNEXPECTED, PART ONE
  15. I JUST DON’T HAVE THE TIME
  16. I’VE NEVER BEEN BROKEN UP WITH OVER A FICTIONAL CHARACTER
  17. MY MUM’S DEAD BUT IT’S FINE
  18. REASONS THE WORLD IS AGAINST ME—PEOPLE RECOGNISE MY VAGINA
  19. THINGS I KNOW MY MUM WOULD BE MAD ABOUT EVEN THOUGH SHE’S DEAD
  20. I NEVER HAVE, AND NEVER WOULD, SECOND GUESS MYSELF
  21. I WAS ASLEEP
  22. I DON’T NEED THERAPY, PART TWO
  23. THINGS I HAD TO DO AFTER MY MUM DIED THAT I DIDN’T THINK WOULD BREAK MY HEART
  24. I’M GOOD, THANKS!
  25. THINGS THAT ARE MY PERSONAL EQUIVALENT TO THE FIRST BITE OF A DOUBLE QUARTER POUNDER
  26. I LOVE CHANGE AND THRIVE ON THE UNEXPECTED, PART TWO
  27. THINGS I’D ASK MY MUM IF I COULD
  28. I HAVEN’T MET THE DALAI LAMA
  29. I DON’T NEED THERAPY, PART THREE
  30. I KNOW WHERE OUR PASSPORTS ARE AT ALL TIMES
  31. PRESCRIPTIONS FROM THE DESK OF DR TONI LODGE
  32. I DON’T WANT TO BE FAMOUS, PART TWO
  33. I HAVE NEVER STOLEN SOMEONE ELSE’S BUTTER FROM A WORKPLACE FRIDGE
  34. I’LL DO THAT WHEN I’M THINNER
  35. THINGS KEEPING ME UP AT NIGHT
  36. I HATE CHILDREN
  37. REASONS THE WORLD IS AGAINST ME—I CAN’T TRUST MY FAMILY, FRIENDS OR BOYFRIEND
  38. I’M NOT AFRAID OF THE THING THAT KILLED MY MUM
  39. I’M EXCITED ABOUT EVERYTHING
  40. I’VE NEVER SHAT MYSELF IN THE STREET
  41. NOW WHAT?
  42. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS