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About this book
A hilarious memoir of home truths and whatever the opposite of 'that girl energy' is, from one half of the hit podcast Toni and Ryan. Most of us tell little white lies all the time. Whether it's 'I'm five minutes away' or 'It must have gone to my spam folder', most of these fibs are harmless. But what if you realised that you weren't just lying about the little things, but the big 'life' stuff too? When Toni Lodge sat down to write this memoir, she discovered that the lies she was telling herself were hiding some pretty important home truths— about her work, her identity and her mental health. Her dogged pursuit of these truths sent her on a brazen exploration of everything from gastro, fame and Twilight to funerals, the Dalai Lama and Brazilian waxes. In this hilarious warm hug of a book, Toni exposes the lies she has told herself about who she is and what she is capable of, inviting you on a riotous romp that will make you laugh, cringe, cry and utterly rethink the truth behind the stories we tell ourselves.
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Table of contents
- COVER PAGE
- PRAISE
- TITLE PAGE
- COPYRIGHT PAGE
- DEDICATION
- CONTENTS
- I DON’T WANT TO LIE TO YOU
- I DON’T WANT TO BE FAMOUS, PART ONE
- REASONS THE WORLD IS AGAINST ME—PEDESTRIAN CROSSINGS
- I DON’T NEED THERAPY, PART ONE
- I’VE NEVER THROWN UP IN SOMEONE’S MOUTH WHILE THEY WERE KISSING ME
- YOU’RE GOING TO BE OKAY
- THINGS I’VE PICKED UP ALONG THE WAY THAT I’LL TELL YOU FOR FREE
- I LOVE CHANGE AND THRIVE ON THE UNEXPECTED, PART ONE
- I JUST DON’T HAVE THE TIME
- I’VE NEVER BEEN BROKEN UP WITH OVER A FICTIONAL CHARACTER
- MY MUM’S DEAD BUT IT’S FINE
- REASONS THE WORLD IS AGAINST ME—PEOPLE RECOGNISE MY VAGINA
- THINGS I KNOW MY MUM WOULD BE MAD ABOUT EVEN THOUGH SHE’S DEAD
- I NEVER HAVE, AND NEVER WOULD, SECOND GUESS MYSELF
- I WAS ASLEEP
- I DON’T NEED THERAPY, PART TWO
- THINGS I HAD TO DO AFTER MY MUM DIED THAT I DIDN’T THINK WOULD BREAK MY HEART
- I’M GOOD, THANKS!
- THINGS THAT ARE MY PERSONAL EQUIVALENT TO THE FIRST BITE OF A DOUBLE QUARTER POUNDER
- I LOVE CHANGE AND THRIVE ON THE UNEXPECTED, PART TWO
- THINGS I’D ASK MY MUM IF I COULD
- I HAVEN’T MET THE DALAI LAMA
- I DON’T NEED THERAPY, PART THREE
- I KNOW WHERE OUR PASSPORTS ARE AT ALL TIMES
- PRESCRIPTIONS FROM THE DESK OF DR TONI LODGE
- I DON’T WANT TO BE FAMOUS, PART TWO
- I HAVE NEVER STOLEN SOMEONE ELSE’S BUTTER FROM A WORKPLACE FRIDGE
- I’LL DO THAT WHEN I’M THINNER
- THINGS KEEPING ME UP AT NIGHT
- I HATE CHILDREN
- REASONS THE WORLD IS AGAINST ME—I CAN’T TRUST MY FAMILY, FRIENDS OR BOYFRIEND
- I’M NOT AFRAID OF THE THING THAT KILLED MY MUM
- I’M EXCITED ABOUT EVERYTHING
- I’VE NEVER SHAT MYSELF IN THE STREET
- NOW WHAT?
- ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS