Screw Loose
eBook - ePub

Screw Loose

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eBook - ePub

Screw Loose

About this book

A brilliant black comedy, Screw Loose casts a humorous absurdist lens on a group of ordinary 16-year-olds with ordinary problemsā€”kind of


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As aĀ motley group of teenagers try to navigate the school year, it becomes clear that everyone has problems and no one knows quite how to solve them. Chelsea talks to Barbies and fantasizes about ruling the world. Angelo can't choose between his control-freak soccer club and his clean-freak girlfriend. Zeynep gets sent to live with the goats, Craig likes Matilda but Matilda prefers his dog, Joshua learns to love guinea pigsā€”and on it goes. This quirky, chaotic, laugh-out-loud novel is about first love and new love, and dolls and dogs and soccer and baklava, and a fantastic big, fun, crazy party at the end. It's the perfect book for people who never quite go about things the right way.

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Information

Publisher
Allen & Unwin
Year
2010
eBook ISBN
9781741764338
Edition
0

Table of contents

  1. COVER PAGE
  2. TITLE PAGE
  3. COPYRIGHT PAGE
  4. CONTENTS
  5. NOT COCKIES STYLE
  6. NUTBUSH
  7. STICK YOUR TONGUE IN MY EAR
  8. BAKLAVA ATTACK
  9. HOW GAY IS ROWING?
  10. CRUEL BUT DELICIOUS
  11. FIFTY MILLION SIXTEEN-YEAR-OLD GIRLS
  12. RATHER KEEN ON ELTON JOHN
  13. A SILVER LINING
  14. IS THIS ABOUT YOU? OR IS IT ABOUT ME
  15. A BIT OF A PROBLEM AT BARBECUES
  16. JUST LIKE THE PERSON SITTING NEXT TO YOU
  17. PLAN B
  18. FOR THE LADIES
  19. WHATā€™S GOING ON HERE?
  20. SPEED DATING
  21. START UP THE MIRROR BALL, BABE
  22. HAVE BABIES WITH ME!
  23. MYSTERIOUS GIRL
  24. STR8 GUYS DONā€™T TIPTOE
  25. FRUITLOOPS ATTRACT
  26. EMO ATTACK
  27. ARE YOU A LEMON?
  28. HIS IMMACULATE HANDBALLING SKILLS
  29. RULES FOR HARMONIOUS LIVING
  30. ON THE STREETS
  31. EIGHTY-TWO BEDROOMS
  32. PORNO
  33. NEARLY DOMESTICATED
  34. A SIMPLE BUSINESS MATTER
  35. I ā™„ GUINEA PIGS
  36. AN ETIQUETTE LESSON
  37. SCREW LOOSE
  38. TRES CHIC
  39. OUR BODIES BETWEEN OUR KNEES
  40. CALL IN A HANDWRITING EXPERT
  41. GUINEA PIG COUNTER STRIKE
  42. OUT OF MY COMFORT ZONES
  43. THE FORTYFIVE CENTIMETRE RULE WAS BREACHED!
  44. SHE CAR - SURFED
  45. START THE DAY IN AN INTERESTING WAY
  46. MY TWO HUSBANDS
  47. YOU ARE IN CANADA!
  48. TRUTH OR DARE
  49. SUBTLY, EVERY AEROPLANE IS DIFFERENT
  50. A WHOLE LOT WEIRDER
  51. STRETCHEDLIMO
  52. ROCKERS AND ROLLERS
  53. BIZARRO CHOICES
  54. AN UTTER DUPER SUPER STAR
  55. A GREAT MOMENT
  56. AIR KISSES TO EVERYONE
  57. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
  58. ABOUT THE AUTHOR