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Screw Loose
About this book
A brilliant black comedy, Screw Loose casts a humorous absurdist lens on a group of ordinary 16-year-olds with ordinary problemsākind of
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As aĀ motley group of teenagers try to navigate the school year, it becomes clear that everyone has problems and no one knows quite how to solve them. Chelsea talks to Barbies and fantasizes about ruling the world. Angelo can't choose between his control-freak soccer club and his clean-freak girlfriend. Zeynep gets sent to live with the goats, Craig likes Matilda but Matilda prefers his dog, Joshua learns to love guinea pigsāand on it goes. This quirky, chaotic, laugh-out-loud novel is about first love and new love, and dolls and dogs and soccer and baklava, and a fantastic big, fun, crazy party at the end. It's the perfect book for people who never quite go about things the right way.
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Information
Publisher
Allen & UnwinYear
2010eBook ISBN
9781741764338Edition
0Table of contents
- COVER PAGE
- TITLE PAGE
- COPYRIGHT PAGE
- CONTENTS
- NOT COCKIES STYLE
- NUTBUSH
- STICK YOUR TONGUE IN MY EAR
- BAKLAVA ATTACK
- HOW GAY IS ROWING?
- CRUEL BUT DELICIOUS
- FIFTY MILLION SIXTEEN-YEAR-OLD GIRLS
- RATHER KEEN ON ELTON JOHN
- A SILVER LINING
- IS THIS ABOUT YOU? OR IS IT ABOUT ME
- A BIT OF A PROBLEM AT BARBECUES
- JUST LIKE THE PERSON SITTING NEXT TO YOU
- PLAN B
- FOR THE LADIES
- WHATāS GOING ON HERE?
- SPEED DATING
- START UP THE MIRROR BALL, BABE
- HAVE BABIES WITH ME!
- MYSTERIOUS GIRL
- STR8 GUYS DONāT TIPTOE
- FRUITLOOPS ATTRACT
- EMO ATTACK
- ARE YOU A LEMON?
- HIS IMMACULATE HANDBALLING SKILLS
- RULES FOR HARMONIOUS LIVING
- ON THE STREETS
- EIGHTY-TWO BEDROOMS
- PORNO
- NEARLY DOMESTICATED
- A SIMPLE BUSINESS MATTER
- I ā„ GUINEA PIGS
- AN ETIQUETTE LESSON
- SCREW LOOSE
- TRES CHIC
- OUR BODIES BETWEEN OUR KNEES
- CALL IN A HANDWRITING EXPERT
- GUINEA PIG COUNTER STRIKE
- OUT OF MY COMFORT ZONES
- THE FORTYFIVE CENTIMETRE RULE WAS BREACHED!
- SHE CAR - SURFED
- START THE DAY IN AN INTERESTING WAY
- MY TWO HUSBANDS
- YOU ARE IN CANADA!
- TRUTH OR DARE
- SUBTLY, EVERY AEROPLANE IS DIFFERENT
- A WHOLE LOT WEIRDER
- STRETCHEDLIMO
- ROCKERS AND ROLLERS
- BIZARRO CHOICES
- AN UTTER DUPER SUPER STAR
- A GREAT MOMENT
- AIR KISSES TO EVERYONE
- ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
- ABOUT THE AUTHOR
