Kids' Comedic Monologues That Are Actually Funny
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Kids' Comedic Monologues That Are Actually Funny

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eBook - ePub

Kids' Comedic Monologues That Are Actually Funny

About this book

This book is the answer to the comedic monologue needs of kid actors – and their parents – everywhere. Kids' Comedic Monologues That Are Actually Funny is specifically geared for children ages 5-12. Divided into boy, girl, and gender neutral categories, every piece is guaranteed to be clean, hilariously funny, easy to memorize, and a joy for young actors to perform.

It features monologues by writers and comics who have written for or performed on Ellen, Saturday Night Live, The Tonight Show, Last Comic Standing, Comedy Central Stage, and many more.

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Table of contents

  1. Contents
  2. Introduction
  3. God Only Knows
  4. But Why?
  5. Stowaway
  6. A Pony for Christmas
  7. Look Look Look But But Butts
  8. Babysitters Shouldn’t Have to Order Pizza
  9. Love Potion
  10. Skipping Kindergarten
  11. Formerly Known as E
  12. Hello Klippy!
  13. Admissions
  14. The Cold Shoulder: I’ll Stop This Car
  15. Family Dog
  16. Hippie Town
  17. I Am Not a Princess
  18. I’ll Never
  19. Imagine That
  20. Don’t Worry, Mom. Nothing Happened.
  21. The Thing
  22. Wedding Bears
  23. Trouble in History Class
  24. Gross, Grandma. Gross!
  25. Freedom Fighter
  26. Iron Turtle
  27. Downgrade
  28. It Sucks to Be an Adult
  29. House Rules
  30. Heir Apparently Not
  31. Look at Me!
  32. Maybe a Baby Isn’t So Bad After All
  33. The Monster Under My Bed
  34. Mrs. Vader
  35. Practicing Family Law
  36. Time Out
  37. Allowance
  38. My Brother Ollie
  39. Keegan’s Truck
  40. The Queen of Worrying
  41. Seven, Eight, Nine
  42. The Business of Allowance
  43. Go Bulldogs!
  44. The Problem with Hebrew School
  45. I Don’t Know What I Did
  46. Oregon Trail
  47. No More Sexy Vampires!
  48. Over the Hill
  49. Packed Lunch
  50. Return Package
  51. Sitting in the Trouble Chair
  52. Your Pretend Skills
  53. The Not-So-Nice List
  54. Tooth Fairy
  55. The Package
  56. Star Wars: The Discovery
  57. Throwing in the Space Towel
  58. Hiding
  59. The Slumber Party Is Over
  60. Wanted: A Superhero Sister
  61. I Don’t Have to Explain What Love Is
  62. Wannna Be in My Movie?
  63. Pageant Girl
  64. The Ghost
  65. Showtime for Jesus
  66. You’re Doing a Great Job
  67. Timmy Fell Down the Well
  68. Punishment Worse Than Death
  69. Contributors
  70. Acknowlegments