This book is the answer to the comedic monologue needs of kid actors – and their parents – everywhere. Kids' Comedic Monologues That Are Actually Funny is specifically geared for children ages 5-12. Divided into boy, girl, and gender neutral categories, every piece is guaranteed to be clean, hilariously funny, easy to memorize, and a joy for young actors to perform.
It features monologues by writers and comics who have written for or performed on Ellen, Saturday Night Live, The Tonight Show, Last Comic Standing, Comedy Central Stage, and many more.

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Kids' Comedic Monologues That Are Actually Funny
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Acting & AuditioningTable of contents
- Contents
- Introduction
- God Only Knows
- But Why?
- Stowaway
- A Pony for Christmas
- Look Look Look But But Butts
- Babysitters Shouldn’t Have to Order Pizza
- Love Potion
- Skipping Kindergarten
- Formerly Known as E
- Hello Klippy!
- Admissions
- The Cold Shoulder: I’ll Stop This Car
- Family Dog
- Hippie Town
- I Am Not a Princess
- I’ll Never
- Imagine That
- Don’t Worry, Mom. Nothing Happened.
- The Thing
- Wedding Bears
- Trouble in History Class
- Gross, Grandma. Gross!
- Freedom Fighter
- Iron Turtle
- Downgrade
- It Sucks to Be an Adult
- House Rules
- Heir Apparently Not
- Look at Me!
- Maybe a Baby Isn’t So Bad After All
- The Monster Under My Bed
- Mrs. Vader
- Practicing Family Law
- Time Out
- Allowance
- My Brother Ollie
- Keegan’s Truck
- The Queen of Worrying
- Seven, Eight, Nine
- The Business of Allowance
- Go Bulldogs!
- The Problem with Hebrew School
- I Don’t Know What I Did
- Oregon Trail
- No More Sexy Vampires!
- Over the Hill
- Packed Lunch
- Return Package
- Sitting in the Trouble Chair
- Your Pretend Skills
- The Not-So-Nice List
- Tooth Fairy
- The Package
- Star Wars: The Discovery
- Throwing in the Space Towel
- Hiding
- The Slumber Party Is Over
- Wanted: A Superhero Sister
- I Don’t Have to Explain What Love Is
- Wannna Be in My Movie?
- Pageant Girl
- The Ghost
- Showtime for Jesus
- You’re Doing a Great Job
- Timmy Fell Down the Well
- Punishment Worse Than Death
- Contributors
- Acknowlegments
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Yes, you can access Kids' Comedic Monologues That Are Actually Funny by Alisha Gaddis in PDF and/or ePUB format, as well as other popular books in Media & Performing Arts & Acting & Auditioning. We have over 1.5 million books available in our catalogue for you to explore.