Would you like to eat whatever you want and still lose weight?
Who wouldn't? Keep dreaming, imbecile.
In the meantime, if you'd like to read something that alternates between laugh-out-loud-funny and apocalyptically angry, keep holding this book. Steal it if necessary.
In his latest collection of rants, raves, hastily spluttered articles and scarcely literate scrawl, Charlie Brooker proves that there is almost nothing in this universe, big or small, that can't reduce a human being to a state of pure blind hatred.
It won't help you lose weight, feel smarter, sleep more soundly, or feel happier about yourself. It WILL provide you with literally hours of distraction and merriment. It can also be used to stun an intruder, if you hit him with it correctly (hint: strike hard, using the spine, on the bridge of the nose).
ONLY A PRICK WOULDN'T BUY THIS BOOK. DON'T BE THAT PRICK.
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I Can Make You Hate
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Publisher
Guardian Faber PublishingeBook ISBN
9780571295036
Year
2012Table of contents
- Cover
- Title page
- Dedication
- CONTENTS
- INTRODUCTION
- PART ONE
- PART TWO
- PART THREE
- PART FOUR
- PART FIVE
- PART SIX
- PART SEVEN
- PART EIGHT
- PART NINE
- Acknowledgements
- Index
- About the Author
- By the Same Author
- Copyright