I Can Make You Hate
eBook - ePub

I Can Make You Hate

  1. English
  2. ePUB (mobile friendly)
  3. Available on iOS & Android
eBook - ePub

I Can Make You Hate

About this book

Would you like to eat whatever you want and still lose weight?

Who wouldn't? Keep dreaming, imbecile.

In the meantime, if you'd like to read something that alternates between laugh-out-loud-funny and apocalyptically angry, keep holding this book. Steal it if necessary.

In his latest collection of rants, raves, hastily spluttered articles and scarcely literate scrawl, Charlie Brooker proves that there is almost nothing in this universe, big or small, that can't reduce a human being to a state of pure blind hatred.

It won't help you lose weight, feel smarter, sleep more soundly, or feel happier about yourself. It WILL provide you with literally hours of distraction and merriment. It can also be used to stun an intruder, if you hit him with it correctly (hint: strike hard, using the spine, on the bridge of the nose).

ONLY A PRICK WOULDN'T BUY THIS BOOK. DON'T BE THAT PRICK.

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Information

Publisher
Guardian Faber Publishing
Year
2012
eBook ISBN
9780571295036
Edition
0

Table of contents

  1. Cover
  2. Title page
  3. Dedication
  4. CONTENTS
  5. INTRODUCTION
  6. PART ONE
  7. PART TWO
  8. PART THREE
  9. PART FOUR
  10. PART FIVE
  11. PART SIX
  12. PART SEVEN
  13. PART EIGHT
  14. PART NINE
  15. Acknowledgements
  16. Index
  17. About the Author
  18. By the Same Author
  19. Copyright