The Lesbiana's Guide To Catholic School
eBook - ePub

The Lesbiana's Guide To Catholic School

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eBook - ePub

The Lesbiana's Guide To Catholic School

About this book

Yami prefers to be known for her killer eyeliner, not for being one of the only Mexican kids at her new, mostly white, rich Catholic school - or for being gay. So after being outed by her ex-best friend, before transferring to Slayton Catholic, Yami decides to lie low, make her mum proud and definitely NOT fall in love. The thing is, it's hard to fake being straight when Bo, the only openly queer girl at school, is so annoyingly perfect. And smart. And cute. So cute.

Told in a captivating voice that is by turns hilarious, vulnerable, and searingly honest, The Lesbiana's Guide to Catholic School explores the joys and heartaches of living your full truth out loud.

'Sonora's voice is one to watch!' Julie Murphy, #1 New York Times bestselling author of Dumplin'
'This book is a warm, protective hug.' Aiden Thomas, New York Times Bestselling author of Cemetery Boys

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Information

Publisher
Faber & Faber
Year
2023
eBook ISBN
9780571373772
Edition
0

Table of contents

  1. Landing Page
  2. Title Page
  3. Dedication
  4. Contents
  5. Author’s Note
  6. 1: Thou Shalt Not Trust a Two-Faced Bitch
  7. 2: Thou Shalt Have No Other Gods Before Capitalism
  8. 3: Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor’s Butt
  9. 4: Honor Thy Liner and Thy Hoops
  10. 5: Make Unto Thee Non-Racist Friends
  11. 6: Thou Shalt Procure a Pseudo Suitor
  12. 7: Thou Shalt Divert Thy Mother’s Gaydar
  13. 8: Thou Shalt Mind Thine Own Business. Bitch.
  14. 9: Thou Shalt Not Self-Sabotage
  15. 10: Thou Shalt Not Drink and Call
  16. 11: Thou Shalt Bear False Witness Against Drunken Voice Mails
  17. 12: Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Brother’s Life
  18. 13: Thou Shalt Confess Thy Sins—Selectively
  19. 14: Make Unto Thee a Fat Wallet
  20. 15: Thou Shalt Not Adulate False Idols
  21. 16: Thou Shalt Not Foster Petty Grudges
  22. 17: Remember Thy Ancestors. Keep Them Holy.
  23. 18: Thou Shalt Not Commit Adulting
  24. 19: Addendum: Thou Shalt Commit Adulting
  25. 20: Thou Shalt Not Admit It’s a Date
  26. 21: Thou Shalt Step on Legos, Bitch
  27. 22: Drop the Commandments. Live by the Code.
  28. 23: In Lak’ech Ala K’In
  29. 24: TĂș Eres Mi Otro Yo
  30. 25: Si Te Hago Daño A Ti, Me Hago Daño A Mí Mismo.
  31. 26: Si Te Amo Y Respeto 

  32. 27: 
 Me Amo Y Respeto Yo
  33. Acknowledgments
  34. Praise
  35. About the Author
  36. Copyright