Creative Writing
eBook - ePub

Creative Writing

  1. 304 pages
  2. English
  3. ePUB (mobile friendly)
  4. Available on iOS & Android
eBook - ePub

Creative Writing

About this book

The cultural icon is back: but this time, with no illustrations. Creative Writing is a thoughtfully designed, black and white book of David's comic writing - pure words, pure joy, pure Shrigley.

Featuring . . .

Creative Project
The shape of a banana
Whatever you create
it must be the shape of a banana
and look like a banana
That is the only constraint
otherwise you are completely free
to create whatever you want
Let your imagination run wild

and others . . .

Information

Publisher
Canongate Books
Year
2026
eBook ISBN
9781837266388
Subtopic
Popular Culture in Art

Table of contents

  1. Cover
  2. Also by David Shrigley
  3. Title Page
  4. Copyright
  5. Contents
  6. Firstly
  7. The page
  8. Crap
  9. The colours of today’s rainbow
  10. Home
  11. My résumé
  12. Schedule
  13. Halfway through the wilderness
  14. Enlightenment
  15. Not entirely
  16. Doctor
  17. List
  18. Sheep
  19. New will
  20. Trowel
  21. Stuck
  22. Astronomy
  23. Pub sign
  24. Things
  25. Places
  26. Ready
  27. Medieval times
  28. Special menu
  29. Things I have not done
  30. My moods explained
  31. Quid pro quo
  32. Man on the train wearing my jumper
  33. Permission
  34. The child
  35. Hair stylist
  36. God will fight back
  37. Creative project
  38. Baubles
  39. Please look
  40. Dangerous playground
  41. Piss
  42. Presentation
  43. Toast
  44. Durian
  45. Best fingers
  46. Similes
  47. My reward
  48. Poet
  49. Vegans
  50. The sculpture
  51. The bricks in the wall
  52. Eulogy for dead leaves
  53. Choking victim
  54. Improvement
  55. Tasks
  56. Invisible
  57. Responsibility
  58. £100 penalty
  59. My wish
  60. Nothing to look forward to
  61. A new way of thinking
  62. A cock-eyed way to do business
  63. Maneless horse
  64. Transaction
  65. Suburbs
  66. Ernest Hemingway
  67. Options
  68. Zombies
  69. I do not watch the news
  70. Show your love
  71. Yes
  72. Plea
  73. In the North
  74. Pecking order
  75. You cannot believe your eyes
  76. Parts
  77. Bin flower
  78. Lucky me
  79. What time is it?
  80. As one door closes
  81. Sincere
  82. Dangerous goods
  83. Little friend
  84. The joy of movement
  85. Master of words
  86. Clean place
  87. A play
  88. Noon
  89. Crushing
  90. Grip of myself
  91. Books
  92. On the train
  93. Openness to failure
  94. Control the volume
  95. Feelings
  96. Tent pegs
  97. New law
  98. Typewriter
  99. Repair
  100. Writer
  101. Hindrances
  102. Impatience
  103. Secret
  104. Moaning
  105. Youth
  106. We are commencing our descent
  107. Request
  108. The stupidity control
  109. A nicer voice
  110. Can’t remember
  111. Incorrigible weirdo
  112. Paint splattered up the wall
  113. Instructions for the positioning of the rugs
  114. Choices
  115. Drugs
  116. Ones
  117. The hole
  118. Come forward
  119. The foreign meat
  120. The diamond-encrusted skull
  121. My idea
  122. Bad
  123. Glue
  124. Politician
  125. Charging rhinoceros
  126. Information
  127. You don’t know this but …
  128. Read this
  129. Ridicule
  130. The world
  131. Bruises
  132. Power cut
  133. Dog’s name
  134. Mess
  135. Course of action
  136. Laughter on the beach
  137. Hiding place
  138. Shopping
  139. Say what you mean
  140. Others
  141. Drinking
  142. Life
  143. Donkeys
  144. The past
  145. Warbling
  146. Blank page
  147. Info
  148. Geese
  149. Language
  150. Truly rubbish
  151. Weather forecast
  152. Your journey
  153. Search engine
  154. Stupid
  155. Good Lord!
  156. Listen
  157. Deception
  158. Inspiration
  159. The end
  160. Literature
  161. Congratulations
  162. Touching dirt
  163. Life
  164. Inspection
  165. Let me splain
  166. Nice paper
  167. Reality
  168. Sat nav
  169. The melons
  170. Pond
  171. Things cometh
  172. Overwhelmed
  173. Data
  174. Trust
  175. Instructions
  176. Marbles
  177. Bee
  178. The pilot
  179. The mirror
  180. The enormous thing
  181. The dirt
  182. Skinny man
  183. Me/you
  184. Know this
  185. Go to hell
  186. Forest-dwellers
  187. Friends
  188. Film review
  189. Dancing
  190. Throw away your drugs
  191. Choose your weapon
  192. Battle
  193. My brain
  194. Mother, you can’t be in the band
  195. Peculiar song
  196. Obstacles
  197. I am very much in love with you
  198. Flea on the dog
  199. Boots shoes
  200. No vacancies
  201. Dear brain
  202. The catastrophe
  203. Baggage reclaim
  204. The food
  205. Trust yourself
  206. Just cause
  207. Snowman
  208. The truth
  209. The sponge
  210. Paradise
  211. Clouds
  212. Pleased to meet you
  213. Today
  214. Wine
  215. Please
  216. I have a plan
  217. Repair
  218. Long and joyful
  219. Puffy features
  220. Outcomes
  221. Order
  222. It’s okay to eat doughnuts
  223. Dream diary
  224. The stupid song
  225. Crumbs of comfort
  226. Decision
  227. Sounds
  228. Overhead
  229. Studio
  230. Final word
  231. Feelings
  232. Let me paint you a picture
  233. The cold light of day
  234. Giant ball rolling down the hill
  235. The hissing sound
  236. Clown food
  237. The red cord
  238. Here I am
  239. Your old songs
  240. The slope
  241. Announcement
  242. Crust
  243. Surfboards
  244. I never think about complicated things
  245. Bastards!
  246. The big thing
  247. Hidden inside
  248. The words
  249. In the beginning

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