Diary of a Jackwagon
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Diary of a Jackwagon

A Comedian Shares His Perspective on Life in the Twenty-First Century

  1. 224 pages
  2. English
  3. ePUB (mobile friendly)
  4. Available on iOS & Android
eBook - ePub

Diary of a Jackwagon

A Comedian Shares His Perspective on Life in the Twenty-First Century

About this book

He’s a comedian. He’s a YouTube sensation. And now he becomes an author. Best known for his song parodies and riffs on yoga pants and homeschooling, Tim Hawkins now shares his perspective on life in the 21st century in his long-awaited debut book. Tim's topics are as wide-ranging as his stand-up comedy including marital communications (“Marriage needs a challenge flag, like in pro football”), worship music (“Pick the right key, because I’m not Barry White and I’m not a Bee Gee”), and food (“Eating a Krispy Kreme donut is like eating a baby angel”). Diary of a Jackwagon reveals a witty and relatable voice reminding readers that for life’s many difficulties, laughter is always the best medicine – when there aren’t any pills left.

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Table of contents

  1. Cover Page
  2. Title Page
  3. Copyright Page
  4. Contents
  5. Foreword
  6. Introduction
  7. Chapter 1: Blinker Fluid
  8. Chapter 2: Playgrounds
  9. Chapter 3: Noah’s Ark
  10. Chapter 4: Roller Coaster
  11. Chapter 5: Supernanny
  12. Chapter 6: Wristband Cheat Sheet
  13. Chapter 7: Colonoscopy
  14. Chapter 8: A Homeschool Family
  15. Chapter 9: Nook and Cranny
  16. Chapter 10: Turquoise Toilet
  17. Chapter 11: Yoga Pants
  18. Chapter 12: Hedge of Protection
  19. Chapter 13: Good Advice Too Late
  20. Chapter 14: Challenge Flag
  21. Chapter 15: Krispy Kremes
  22. Chapter 16: Shoes In Twos
  23. Chapter 17: Denominations
  24. Chapter 18: Jim’s Closet
  25. Chapter 19: Slap Ya Mama
  26. Chapter 20: I Don’t Care Anymore
  27. Chapter 21: Christian Cuss Words
  28. Chapter 22: Recomputing
  29. Chapter 23: You Can’t Handle the Truth
  30. Chapter 24: Tail As Big As a Kite
  31. Chapter 25: One Crazy Relative
  32. Chapter 26: Technology
  33. Chapter 27: Eat What You Want
  34. Chapter 28: Protective Padding
  35. Chapter 29: Moon Man
  36. Chapter 30: Christianese
  37. Chapter 31: Smarter Than a Fifth Grader
  38. Chapter 32: Snickaloaf
  39. Chapter 33: Kid-Friendly
  40. Chapter 34: Wham-O
  41. Chapter 35: I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter
  42. Chapter 36: Unicorn Laser Horn
  43. Chapter 37: Oklahoma Shakespeare
  44. Chapter 38: Masculine Songbirds
  45. Chapter 39: What’s In a Name?
  46. Chapter 40: Laziness
  47. Chapter 41: The Jesus Fish
  48. Final Thoughts
  49. About the Author
  50. About the Writer