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Diary of a Jackwagon
A Comedian Shares His Perspective on Life in the Twenty-First Century
- 224 pages
- English
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eBook - ePub
Diary of a Jackwagon
A Comedian Shares His Perspective on Life in the Twenty-First Century
About this book
He’s a comedian. He’s a YouTube sensation. And now he becomes an author. Best known for his song parodies and riffs on yoga pants and homeschooling, Tim Hawkins now shares his perspective on life in the 21st century in his long-awaited debut book. Tim's topics are as wide-ranging as his stand-up comedy including marital communications (“Marriage needs a challenge flag, like in pro football”), worship music (“Pick the right key, because I’m not Barry White and I’m not a Bee Gee”), and food (“Eating a Krispy Kreme donut is like eating a baby angel”). Diary of a Jackwagon reveals a witty and relatable voice reminding readers that for life’s many difficulties, laughter is always the best medicine – when there aren’t any pills left.
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Yes, you can access Diary of a Jackwagon by Tim Hawkins,John Driver,John Driver in PDF and/or ePUB format, as well as other popular books in Theology & Religion & Religion. We have over one million books available in our catalogue for you to explore.
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ReligionTable of contents
- Cover Page
- Title Page
- Copyright Page
- Contents
- Foreword
- Introduction
- Chapter 1: Blinker Fluid
- Chapter 2: Playgrounds
- Chapter 3: Noah’s Ark
- Chapter 4: Roller Coaster
- Chapter 5: Supernanny
- Chapter 6: Wristband Cheat Sheet
- Chapter 7: Colonoscopy
- Chapter 8: A Homeschool Family
- Chapter 9: Nook and Cranny
- Chapter 10: Turquoise Toilet
- Chapter 11: Yoga Pants
- Chapter 12: Hedge of Protection
- Chapter 13: Good Advice Too Late
- Chapter 14: Challenge Flag
- Chapter 15: Krispy Kremes
- Chapter 16: Shoes In Twos
- Chapter 17: Denominations
- Chapter 18: Jim’s Closet
- Chapter 19: Slap Ya Mama
- Chapter 20: I Don’t Care Anymore
- Chapter 21: Christian Cuss Words
- Chapter 22: Recomputing
- Chapter 23: You Can’t Handle the Truth
- Chapter 24: Tail As Big As a Kite
- Chapter 25: One Crazy Relative
- Chapter 26: Technology
- Chapter 27: Eat What You Want
- Chapter 28: Protective Padding
- Chapter 29: Moon Man
- Chapter 30: Christianese
- Chapter 31: Smarter Than a Fifth Grader
- Chapter 32: Snickaloaf
- Chapter 33: Kid-Friendly
- Chapter 34: Wham-O
- Chapter 35: I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter
- Chapter 36: Unicorn Laser Horn
- Chapter 37: Oklahoma Shakespeare
- Chapter 38: Masculine Songbirds
- Chapter 39: What’s In a Name?
- Chapter 40: Laziness
- Chapter 41: The Jesus Fish
- Final Thoughts
- About the Author
- About the Writer