When Did I Stop Being Barbie and Become Mrs. Potato Head?
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When Did I Stop Being Barbie and Become Mrs. Potato Head?

Learning to Embrace the Woman You've Become

  1. 236 pages
  2. English
  3. ePUB (mobile friendly)
  4. Available on iOS & Android
eBook - ePub

When Did I Stop Being Barbie and Become Mrs. Potato Head?

Learning to Embrace the Woman You've Become

About this book

Embrace Your Inner Mrs. Potato Head! She's so much more real and full of fun than Barbie ever could be. And she knows how to laugh like only those who have discovered the humor, heart, and wisdom of true womanhood can laugh. Give her room to romp with this hilarious collection of zany, true-life stories by Mary Pierce.If you love to kick off your shoes and laugh your socks off over the foibles and absurdities of life, this book is for you. Mrs. Potato Head's hormones are out of whack. Her memory is held together by sticky notes. But she's got a sense of humor that just won't quit, and she's learned to accept and enjoy herself as she is—because God does.

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Information

Publisher
Zondervan
Year
2010
eBook ISBN
9780310877233

Table of contents

  1. Cover Page
  2. Half Title Page
  3. AUTHOR’S NOTE
  4. Title Page
  5. Copyright Page
  6. Dedication Page
  7. Table of Contents
  8. INTRODUCTION
  9. Epigraph
  10. How It All Began CHAPTER ONE
  11. What’s Funny Today, Lord? CHAPTER TWO
  12. Fit to Be Tied CHAPTER THREE
  13. The Eyes Have Had It! CHAPTER FOUR
  14. God and Picasso CHAPTER FIVE
  15. Seeing Raoul CHAPTER SIX
  16. Happy Birthday CHAPTER SEVEN
  17. Northern Girls: A Tribute CHAPTER EIGHT
  18. Women of History CHAPTER NINE
  19. Martha, Martha, Mary, and Me CHAPTER TEN
  20. Misguided Faith CHAPTER ELEVEN
  21. Holy Hormones! CHAPTER TWELVE
  22. Mentalpause CHAPTER THIRTEEN
  23. What? Me Botox? CHAPTER FOURTEEN
  24. What Price Beauty? CHAPTER FIFTEEN
  25. Uncharted Territory CHAPTER SIXTEEN
  26. The Road to Pits-Ville CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
  27. The Revolving Door: Round One CHAPTER EIGHTEEN
  28. The Revolving Door: Round Two CHAPTER NINETEEN
  29. Wait Training CHAPTER TWENTY
  30. Real Life CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE
  31. Busy Bodies CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO
  32. The Things We Carry CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE
  33. Becoming My Mother CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR
  34. Jubilee CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE
  35. Free at Last CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX
  36. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  37. About the Publisher
  38. Share Your Thoughts