
Where will I do my pineapples?
The Little Book of Building a Whole New School
- 160 pages
- English
- ePUB (mobile friendly)
- Available on iOS & Android
About this book
Imagine the scenario where a newly appointed Deputy Headteacher in charge of Curriculum is suddenly asked questions like How many RJ45 sockets would you like in your new classroom? What type of cabling would you like? Cat 4 or 5? Add this to the relentless drive to raise standards as well as organising the timetable, teaching, doing break duty and offering a friendly ear to staff... you get the picture. Written with the perspective of a senior leader, with many amusing and bizarre stories, this book describes how to keep sound educational principles at the heart of a Building Schools for the Future project. This book is not about the new building, it is about building a whole new school and the struggle, against all odds, to keep people and learning at the centre of the whole project. What came out of the process was a school that had a variety of learning spaces, fully trained staff, modern ICT and a bespoke year 7 transition curriculum. It was the only school building in the country to be delivered on time, within budget, with a ground breaking CPD programme. This is not to say that everything went smoothly. There was a lot of pain along the way, and many lessons learned about how to manage change. Perhaps more significantly, Where will I do my pineapples?' is about people and the potential to change thousands of lives.
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Iām the Tena Lady


- Why are we here?
- What as educationalists do we want to get out of this process?
- How will we approach the responsibility of building learning for the future?
Nailsea School Learning Manifesto
- Nailsea School is an inspirational learning community, where every member is regarded as a learner.
- Learning does not happen in a vacuum; a positive emotional sense of well-being is vital in the learning process.
- There are differences in the ways boys and girls learn.
- All staff have a role to play in fostering a desire to learn as well as encouraging ambition, hope and optimism in our learners.
- Lesson design is based on the concept of āhigh challenge, low stressā and will stretch the abilities of all learners without anxiety or pressure.
- It is acceptable for people to make mistakes and fail and be rewarded for trying.
- The learning brain is one which requires stimulation, oxygen, water, movement and review in order to make connections between brain cells.
- Learning is not about āone size fits allā; learners have multiple intelligences and achieve in different ways.
- Learners are responsible for their learning and should be involved in the development of learning strategies.
- Learning should be real and make connections with the world we live in.
- A common language to facilitate learning should be used within the school as well across phases.
Table of contents
- Cover
- Excerpt
- Title Page
- Dedication
- Foreword
- Acknowledgements
- Table of Contents
- Introduction: Donāt Let the Bean Counters Take Over!
- Chapter 1 : Iām the Tena Lady
- Chapter 2 : Science Isnāt a Subject, Itās a Philosophy
- Chapter 3 : Forming Relationships and Engendering Commitment
- Chapter 4 : Conventional Toilets, Standard Classrooms
- Chapter 5 : I Think It Went OK but Not Really Good
- Chapter 6 : No, Really, Where Will I Do My Pineapples?
- Appendices
- Appendix 1 : A Beautiful School
- Appendix 2 : A Day in the Life of a Year 8 Student (2010)
- Appendix 3 : Summary of Building Schools for the Future ICT Consultation Sessions
- Appendix 4 : CPD Learning Loop
- Appendix 5 : Curriculum Design: Our Starting Point (September 2008)
- Appendix 6 : āWhat If ā¦?ā by Ian Gilbert
- Bibliography
- Praise
- More Little Books ā¦
- Copyright