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STEP 1: We need to acknowledge that we became hooked on a political cult that, blurring the distinction between government and religion, presented a politician as a messianic figure.
As we recovering Obama voters begin to âwork the stepsâ of Democratic detox and Republican rehab, we can see that American politics has become more like religionânon-negotiable belief in unprovable propositionsâand religion has become more like politics: whatever you believe is true.
Idea for a viral video: An Obama impersonator, shifting his gaze from the left teleprompter to the right teleprompter while making pedantic hand gestures, intones, âIâm not a messiah, but I play one on TV.â
The national headquarters of mainstream Protestant and nonâOrthodox Jewish denominations promote an undefined and undefinable notion they call social justiceâa sanctimonious term for Democratic Party talking points.
Simultaneously, the turning away of Nativity scenes because thereâs no room for miracles on courthouse lawns leaves a void that vacuums bogus spirituality into our civic space.
Americaâs âprogressivesâ have long spewed venom at âthe religious right,â warning that the latter want to turn the country into a theocracy. But in reality itâs âprogressivesâ who want a theocracyâpresided over by an elected god.
At a time when the word religious is used by âprogressivesâ as the R-bomb, the most corrosive adjective that can be applied, the most repulsive characteristic that can be ascribed, turnabout is fair play.
âProgressivesâ rail (without realizing the irony: in tones of fire, brimstone, hell-fire and damnation) against âthe religious right,â oblivious to the reality that, with their dogmas (âpolitical correctnessâ), catechisms (ThinkProgress.org), inquisitions (âlitmus testsâ), excommunications (Joe Lieberman: please do not pick up the white courtesy phone), witch hunts (whatever happened to former New York Times reporter Judith Miller, who narrowly escaped being burned at the stake?), and terrifying visions of apocalyptic end-times (Manhattan flooded with seawater as a result of our vicious, wicked, selfish use of incandescent light bulbs), they have come to constitute a religious left.
The religious leftâs prophet was the far-seeing Al Gore, ever wandering from one five-star hotel to another, his humble mantleâmantle collection, actuallyâstitched together on self-effacing Savile Row, subsisting somehow on speaking fees of $175,000 per jeremiad, the extent of his renunciation of the pleasures of the flesh ascertainable from his continually expanding girth, warning evildoers (that would be you and me) that this earthly realm will soon be engulfed by âthe-fire-next-time,â updated to âglobal warming,â re-updated to âclimate change,â formerly known as weather.
And the religious leftâs philosopher-king is Barack Obama, the sacred oil on whose brow may need to be freshened up a bit now that it has become clear to those who anointed him that the âgood jobs to the joblessâ he promised in his Minnesota primary victory speechâgiven, aptly enough, in a city named after St. Paulâhave yet to materialize, that âthe rise of the oceansâ he said would begin to slow has proceeded apace, and that our planet, which he said would begin to heal, is still in agony. Promising salvation instead of the most that can ever be obtained from the political processâslight incremental improvementâhe was bound to disappoint.
âProgressivesâ snarkily describe their sectarian creed as reality-based, a term they coined to counter Bush 43âs use of the term âfaith-basedâ to characterize federal partnerships with local religious groups to deliver social services.
But as we recover from our addiction to the cult of Obama, we discover that itâs liberalism thatâs truly faith-based. Not only is there no evidence that the liberal model works, but the financial disaster that is Western Europe is proof that it doesnât.
As we learn that liberalism is not a rational political philosophy but rather a religion that attributes providential potency to government rather than to what Alcoholics Anonymous calls âa Power greater than ourselves . . . God as we understood Him,â we can see that it was only natural that, at the end of liberalismâs day, we would find ourselves voting not for a chief executive but for a savior.
Obamaâs sudden emergence, seemingly out of nowhere, as the 2004 Democratic convention keynote speaker was a political manifestation of the religious concept of creation ex nihilo, âout of nothing,â preparing us to become not his supporters, but his devotees.
The words of Obamaâs campaign slogan, stolen from the collection plate of religion: âChange we can believe in.â
The iconic Shepard Fairey poster, coloring Obama red, white, and blueâthe sort of idealized graphic, abstracting a mortal face into a pseudo-transcendent symbol, that has been a feature of every mindless âcult of personalityâ from Lenin to Che.
Arenas transubstantiated into profane megachurches thronged with secular congregations chanting in response to the candidateâs litany of soaringly rhetorical questions a faith-healing mantra: âYes we can!â
Regarding which I would note this: If it involves responsive reading, itâs a religion.
Instead of stump speeches, sermons on the mount of the candidateâs towering ego.
The impassioned testimony: âWe spend about 50 percent more than France does on health care, and yet theyâve got universal health care, doctor will come to your house at three oâclock in the morning and prescribe you [sic] for what you need, and you get it for free!â
In other words: Paradise is of this world, and resembles France.
And even a sort of resurrection: Chicagoâs dead voting.
E-mails forwarded and reforwarded have asked, âWhere are his former girlfriends?â So we have absolute proof that Obama is a religious phenomenon: There are people who donât believe he exists.
We can see now that the endgame of those who vociferate most vehemently for separation of church and state is to transform the state into a church.
A primitive idolatrous pagan church in which, as the ancient Egyptian fertility god Osiris was superstitiously believed to have the power to make grain grow, the president of the United States is superstitiously believed to have the power to make initial unemployment claims shrink.
Religion is about seeking truth. Politics is about seeking lies that poll well, because in todayâs fractured society, thereâs no way to assemble majorities except by telling different people different things.
We recovering Obama voters need to make âa searching and fearless moral inventoryâ of our spiritual selves, as called for in the fourth step of Alcoholics Anonymous.
Have we determined, listed, examined, and prioritized our values?
Are we acting upon those values wholeheartedly?
Are we at peace with ourselves and others, at home in the universe?
Unless the answers are yes, there will be a hollow place within us, an emptiness that can be invaded by toxic thoughts and feelings from the public realmâanger, envy, suspicion, hatred, politicizing our inner being.
A saying used in AA: âThere is no chemical solution to a spiritual problem.â
There is no political solution to a spiritual problem.
The distinction between politics and religion is that politics is supposed to be about practicality versus impracticality, while religion is supposed to be about good versus evil.
When, as was the case with Obamaâs addictive election strategy, the line between politics and religion is intentionally blurred, with politics transformed into something out of the Dead Sea Scrollsâa cosmic conflict between the Children of Light and the Children of Darknessâwe find ourselves in an uncivil war in which oneâs opponents arenât just wrong but are bad, and we are in big trouble.
In retrospect, the backdrop for Obamaâs 2008 nomination-acceptance address was disturbingly apt: two Greek temples connected by the West Wing.
STEP 2: We need to acknowledge that instead of valuing only character, we became addicted to charisma.
The Obama phenomenon was the inevitable outcome of our craving for charismatic presidents, the unavoidable result of infusion of our politics with a false religiosity.
American votersâ addiction to presidential charisma had its origin in the 1960 campaign, during which the pundits of the era couldnât quite define it but made it clear that, whatever it was, John Kennedy had it and Richard Nixon didnât.
Charisma: noun, a quality that, though indescribable, is so marvelous that it can be referred to only in ancient Greek.
The word, which meant a divine âgift of grace,â was first applied to the political sphere by the German sociologist Max Weber (1864â1920):
Charisma is a certain quality of an individual personality by virtue of which he is set apart from ordinary men and treated as endowed with supernatural, superhuman, or at least specifically exceptional powers or qualities.
Before each recent presidential election, talking heads have done much rubbing of their talking chins over the question of which candidates have and do not have gravitasâan air of seriousness so profound that it can be referred to only in Latin, ascribed by the commentariat to Democratic candidates they want to win and Republican candidates they want to lose.
We went off the stuff cold turkey when Bill Clinton left the White House, larger than life even as his mistreatment of Monica Lewinsky and his disbarment for perjury revealed how little he was.
By 2008 we were desperate for a strong fix of it, Bush 43âs charisma mission not having been accomplished, as he incessantly offended sophisticates by acknowledging a supreme being rather than pretending to be one.
We experienced what is known in the psychology of addiction as an urge peak: an irresistible desire to re-expose oneself to something to which one has become addicted.
And to our relief, we were presented with Obama, his detachment passing for loftiness, his chin in the air passing for elevation.
In 2011 the paperback of The Good Fight, a memoir by Harry Reid (D-NV), was issued. In an epilogue headed âThe Obama Era,â the Senate majority leader wrote that during Obamaâs first year as a senator, Reid was bowled over by a speech he gave when he was an Illinois legislator about the Bush administrationâs conduct of the Iraq War:
âThat speech was phenomenal, Barack,â I told him. And I will never forget his response. Without the barest hint of braggadocio or conceit, and with what I would describe as deep humility, he said quietly: âI have a gift, Harry.â
Obama was informing the smaller-than-life Reid that he possessed, in plain Greek, charisma.
Speaking of Greek, when Obama was asked in 2009 by a reporter in Strasbourg, France, whether he believed in American exceptionalism, he answered, âI believe in American exceptionalism, just as I suspect that the Brits believe in British exceptionalism and the Greeks believe in Greek exceptio...