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Literature GeneralTable of contents
- Dedication
- Contents
- 1 Get Over It, a Lot of People Are Dead
- 2 The Last Poop
- 3 I Am Poor and My Cat Is Huge
- 4 Red and White and Dead All Over
- 5 The Emperor of San Francisco
- 6 Do Animals Get the Blues?
- 7 The List
- 8 She Walks in Beauty
- 9 Itâs Like Time Travel, Only, You Know, SlowerâŚ
- 10 Red, White, and Blue, Not Necessarily in That Order
- 11 Then, When They Woke Up
- 12 Blood, Coffee, Sex, MagicâNot Necessarily in That Order
- 13 Moving Day
- 14 Powers for Good
- 15 Broken Clowns
- 16 Being the Chronicles of Abby Normal: Completely Fucked Servant of the Vampyre Flood
- 17 Being the Chronicles of Abby Normal: Newly Baptized Minion of the Children of the Night
- 18 Nobody Likes a Dead Whore
- 19 Our Dead Homeys
- 20 Itâs a Wonderful Life
- 21 Ladies and Gentlemen, Presenting the Disappointments
- 22 Being the Chronicles of Abby Normal: Pathetic Nosferatu Noobsicle
- 23 Being the Chronicles of Abby Normal: The Hunted
- 24 The Half-Life of American Cheese
- 25 They Know Not What They Do
- 26 Being the Chronicles of Abby Normal: Star-Crossed Lover and Tragic Femme Fatale
- 27 Well, That Was Fucked Up
- 28 Wallflowers of the Night
- 29 Donât You Hate Running into Your Ex?
- 30 Being the Chronicles of Abby Normal: Dark and Mysterious Goddess of Forbidden Love
- 31 Being the Chronicles of Abby Normal: Not Unlike the Toaster, I Control the Darkness
- Acknowledgments
- An Excerpt from NOIR
- About the Author
- Books by Christopher Moore
- Copyright
- About the Publisher