part 1
INSIGHT INTO GUERRILLA MARKETING
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chapter 1
What Marketing Really Is
ITâS THE PRECIOUS CONNECTION between you and whoever buys what you sell.
The connection is made online, in person, by phone, by mail, at a show, on a sign, by hearing, by reading or by seeing. It lasts from the moment the customer learns about you until he or she gets enticed away from you by a cagier guerrilla. But if youâre a guerrilla, that probably wonât happen to you.
You know what guerrillas knowâthat you knock yourself silly winning a customer, and you donât lose that customer no matter what. That means you realize that the precious connection comprises what marketing really isâan entire experience.
Your job as a guerrilla: Make every single moment of the experience satisfying, simple, and worthwhile for the customer. When you do that, youâre truly a practitioner of guerrilla marketing.
Marketing isâthe precious connection between you and whoever buys what you sell.
It isnât easy to be that good. To give you a powerful competitive advantage, weâre giving you the pure gold weâve mined from the treasury of guerrilla marketing. In our opinion, itâs all gold, but in these pages appear the nuggets that are purest and newest, the most leading edge and timeless of all.
Marketing really isâan entire experience.
Marketing begins the second that you know youâve got a product or service to sell to a person. In that second, crucial questions pop up: What is the name of what youâll be selling? Where can people buy it? How much will it cost? How will people pay? How much will it cost you to produce it? What color will be on the website and the shelf?
The answers to these questions change like the wind because marketing changes the same way. That ability to change is part of the DNA of guerrilla marketing.
There are two other parts to that DNA: The first is the ability to operate according to a very simple plan. Everybody can do that.
The second part is committing to that plan. Not everybody can do that. Most people expect quick answers, which donât happen; instant results, which donât happen; and high profits at the outset, which donât happen. So they abandon their plan, making certain that it wonât happen. And then they complain that marketing doesnât work for them.
But marketing works for everyoneâif they do it right. This Guerrilla Marketing Remix exists to help you do it right.
Guerrilla marketing has made the transition from a maverick kind of marketing to mainstream marketing. It has taken its message from a single place in California to the majority of the world. It has been embraced by both small and large businesses on our planet for two straightforward reasons:
Marketing without a plan is like going into battle under a commander who says: âReady . . . fire! . . . aim.â
1. It simplifies a seemingly complex topic.
2. It works every time if you do it right.
Guerrilla marketers have mastered the craft of doing it right. The purpose of this remix is to transform you into a guerrilla marketer. After the transformation, youâll understand that marketing is all contact anyone representing your company has with anyone who does not represent your company. Marketing is not just the blaring trumpets. Itâs also the easily overlooked details. But guerrillas donât overlook them.
Marketing isâthe truth made fascinating.
Guerrillas understand that today, marketing is the truthâalways the truthâmade fascinatingâalways fascinating. In the past, much of marketing was not the truth. And certainly, most of it was not fascinating.
What a lot of people fail to understand about marketing is that it is a process. It is not an event. Guerrilla marketing has a beginning and a middle but rarely an endâunless you sell your business. Even then, it should not have an end, unless you sold your business to a half-wit.
Marketing is also a business more than an art. Sure, It embraces all art formsâmusic, writing, acting, dancing, video, painting, illustrating, photography, singingâbut donât delude yourself thinking that youâre an artist. Youâre a guerrilla, and your focus is on the profits of your business. If thereâs any emotional gratification involved, itâs because of the steady and robust rise of those profits, not because of any awards or compliments you receive along the way.
Marketing isâa process, not an event.
A great artistic performance is often followed by applause and cheering. A great marketing performance is often followed by apathy and inaction. Why is that? Thatâs because it is marketing and not an artistic performance. Yet, many non-guerrillas, failing to hear the applause, figure that their marketing isnât working. Marketing hardly ever works instantly. If you need instant results, go into farming. Often, that works faster than marketing. But even the best farmers canât rush the process of planting, fertilizing, and harvesting.
Marketing isâan opportunity to educate prospects and customers on how to succeed at achieving their goals.
Guerrilla marketing works consistently and eventually. It hardly ever works immediately. Weâre glad weâre clearing that part up right at the outset. We donât want to see any long faces on business owners who have everything it takes to succeed except for patience.
Hereâs what else marketing is: Itâs a big chance for you. Itâs your sparkling opportunity to educate your prospects and customers on how to succeed at achieving their goals. Whether those goals are to earn more money, grow a business, shrink a waistline, play better golf, attract a mate, or lose weight, marketing is your chance to show people how to make their dreams a reality. Weâre living smack-dab in the middle of the Information Age, so you can give away free information to help your target market hit their own bullâs-eyes.
Perhaps you can do it with information. Or marketing success might lie in the products you offer or the services you render. Whatever it takes, your product can probably solve the problems of your audience. So consider yourself a problem solver. When you do, youâre well on your way to being a guerrilla marketer.
Of course, in addition to being a craft for a problem solver, we must admit marketing also involves an element of art. Truth be told, marketing is the art of getting people to change their minds; itâs a way to persuade them to see it your way, to stop doing things the way theyâve been doing them and begin doing them your way because doing them your way will make their lives easier, will help them achieve their goals, will help them be happierâwhatever that takes. So one of your jobs as a guerrilla is to see what it really does take.
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In 1853 a man went to the California gold rush hoping to make his fortune by selling tents to the miners. However, the weather was fine, and the miners slept out in the open, so the man could sell no tents. But he was creative; he made his fortune anyway, and his name is famous to this day.
How did he become rich? . . . And who is he?
He used the tough tent cloth to make trousers for the miners. His name was Levi Strauss.
Letâs stop here for a moment just so you can be clear on one thing. Are we telling you that guerrilla marketing is easy? We are not. Because it is not easy. There are many good things about it, including effectiveness, certainty, efficiency, freedom from stress, and the pure joy of doing things right. But it is not about ease. One would think that to be a guerrilla marketer, youâve have to work your tail off. And you do have to work hard.
But weâve created this Remix so that you donât have to work your tail off. Jay has worked a three-day week from our home since l971, so we donât want to lead you down a garden path toward overwork. No guerrilla is a workaholic.
Marketing isâthe art of getting people to change their minds.
Excellence in hiring, training, and delegating protects guerrillas from that malady. What do hiring, training, and delegating have to do with marketing? They have everything to do with it because they are integral parts of the experience your customers will have with you.
Guerrilla marketing is a realization that a galaxy of details affect the power of your brand, the experience your customers have with you, and the size of the smile on your face when you review your profits.
âNuff said. Letâs just do it.
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Take the prospective employees you are trying to place and put them in a room with only a table and two chairs. Leave them alone for two hours, without any instruction. At the end of that time, go back and see what they are doing.
⢠If they have taken the table apart, put them in Engineering.
⢠If they are counting the butts in the ashtray, assign them to Finance.
⢠If they are waving their arms and talking out loud, send them to Consulting.
⢠If they are talking to the chairs, Personnel is a good spot for them.
⢠If they are wearing green sunglasses and need a haircut, Computer Information Systems is their niche.
⢠If the room has a sweaty odor, perhaps theyâre destined for the Help Desk.
⢠If they mention what a good price we got for the table and chairs, put them into Purchasing.
⢠If they mention that hardwood furniture DOES NOT come from rainforests, Public Relations would suit them well.
⢠If they are sleeping, they are management material.
⢠If they are writing up the experience, send them to the Technical Documents team.
⢠If they donât even look up when you enter the room, assign them to Security.
⢠If they try to tell you itâs not as bad as it looks, send them to Marketing.
WALT DISNEY AND RAY KROC
Both Walt Disney and Ray Kroc were said to have been neat freaks, to the point of OCD (obsessive-compulsive disorder). The story is told that one day both were attending the same event and found each other in the restroom at the same time. Neither one of them wanted to touch the restroom door handles, so they struck up a conversation that lasted for more than 20 minutes, as they patiently waited for someone else to enter the restroom, which allowed them to both scurry quickly out the door before it closed.
NEATNESS
Neatness is not something that occurs on a Monday morning. Neatness is something that should go on every second that youâre open. If people see that your premises are sloppy, theyâre going to assume thatâs the way you run your busi...