Declarations
A bare stage, stripped of masking.
1 enters.
She stands for a moment.
She then proceeds to make a series of declarations, each accompanied by a gesture. The gesture is meant to illustrate the image or idea contained within the declaration. The gestures are governed by the fifteen rules set out on pages 9–10.
The text is fixed, but the gestures are not: the performers must rediscover each gesture afresh, night after night. The difficulty – and humour – inherent in this nightly feat of improvisation should emerge but not distract.
1: This is the thing
This is not the thing
This is my mother
This is her eyelash
This is a flag
This is an empty promise
This is the speed of light
This is a chewed fingernail
This is a pocket with a hole in it
This is Saturn
This is political
This is the morning light
This is the morning light coming through the window
This is her body in the shower
This is the warm water falling
This is her dying breath
This is my heart in the morning
This is her laughter
This is her absence
This is the state of things to come
This is a dog
This is how I lie down
This is Ikea
This is a year
This is a child
This is a life
This is a street corner
This is a car speeding
This is the hard part
This is Tuesday
This is the colour red
This is the smell of freshly cut grass
This is the end of the world
This is me ignoring you at a party
This is time itself
This is my hand
This is me clapping
This is the distance between us
This is my father leaving when I was two
This is a swing set in the backyard
This is God
This is a plastic cup of apple juice
This is a shady street in the suburbs
This is a two-storey house with wall-to-wall carpet
This is life on Earth
This is the colour green
This is a witness
This is me wetting the bed until I was twelve
This is an erection
This is a secret
This is a weapon
This is me, coming apart at the seams
This is my first sexual encounter
This is a country
This is a map of the country
This is a scar
This is my mother on the beach
This is the length of a human tongue
This is a high school parking lot
This is the smokers’ corner
This is physics
This is a forest full of beer bottles
This is the place where I lose you
This is snow
This is our neighbourhood
This is a motel
This is your uncle in his white briefs
This is my mother alone with her thoughts
This is the weight of the world
This is the funeral
This is a rim job
This is the earth seen from space
This is a lifelong fear of heights
This is a shitstorm
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