I-SPY AT THE SCHOOL GATE: My Mum’s Better Than Your Mum
eBook - ePub

I-SPY AT THE SCHOOL GATE: My Mum’s Better Than Your Mum

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  3. Available on iOS & Android
eBook - ePub

I-SPY AT THE SCHOOL GATE: My Mum’s Better Than Your Mum

About this book

From Sam Jordison, author of the bestselling Crap Towns series, comes I-SPY for Grown-ups.

The I-SPY concept is very simple: it's like the 'I spy with my little eye' game, only instead of all the tedious stuff about 'something beginning with', there are pictures and descriptions and genuine opportunities to use your sleuthing skills to discover interesting things. This can be alarming – but when turned into a sport, it's also fun.

At the school gates, everyone is childish. You'll see over-excitement, sexual tension, poor discipline, bad language, bullying, and temper tantrums. Especially among the parents. It really is a world unto itself – with unique fauna and its own complex set of social patterns which generally revolve around impenetrable cliques and complicated competitions. They also involve interesting displays of status and costume. All of which provide a simply topping challenge for good I-SPYers.

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Information

Publisher
HarperCollins
Year
2016
Print ISBN
9780008220716
eBook ISBN
9780008220723

Table of contents

  1. Title Page
  2. Copyright
  3. Contents
  4. Introduction
  5. Wholesomes
  6. The Family that Is Always Late
  7. Hot Dad
  8. The Supermum
  9. A Gossip Column
  10. Amorous Couple
  11. Chelsea Tractor
  12. A Boden of Mums
  13. Breeders
  14. Exercise Bunny
  15. Tiger Mum and Dad
  16. The Enemies
  17. The Imminent Divorce
  18. The Scary Dog
  19. The Still-raving
  20. Brexit Dad
  21. The SHOUTING Parents
  22. Frightened Dad
  23. The Businessman
  24. The Potty-mouth Mummy
  25. The Hippy
  26. The Pyjama-wearing Parents
  27. The Guardianistas
  28. The New to the Area
  29. Honourable Rank of New Spy
  30. Other Titles in the Series
  31. About the Publisher

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