Blood, Sweat and Tea
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Blood, Sweat and Tea

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Blood, Sweat and Tea

About this book

A beautifully written insight into the stresses, strains and successes of working for the London Ambulance service.

Is there anyone who hasn't wondered about the state of the occupant of an ambulance, screaming along with its sirens on and blue lights flashing? Have you? And have you wondered about the other people inside the ambulance, maybe fighting to save the patient's life? Or have you considered that the ambulance may be another 'maternataxi' ordered by a woman who can't be bothered to book a real cab and who then complains she can't smoke on the way to hospital? And that the medical technician inside might just be desperate to get back home from a busy shift, to have a cup of tea and catch up with his blog?

Meet Tom Reynolds. Tom is an Emergency Medical Technician who works for the London Ambulance Service in East London. He has kept a blog of his daily working life since 2003 and his award-winning writing is, by turn, moving, cynical, funny, heart-rending and compassionate. It is never less than compelling.

From the tragic to the hilarious, from the heartwarming to the terrifying, the stories Tom tells give a fascinating – and at times alarming – picture of life in inner-city Britain, and the people who are paid to mop up after it.

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Year
2009
eBook ISBN
9780007333479

Table of contents

  1. Title Page
  2. Copyright
  3. Dedication
  4. Contents
  5. Prologue: Too Young
  6. Chapter 1 - Why Won’t They Let Me Do This?
  7. Chapter 2 - Dear Mr Alcoholic
  8. Chapter 3 - A Child is Born …
  9. Chapter 4 - Why Would People Even Think It?
  10. Chapter 5 - Payment Point
  11. Chapter 6 - Single
  12. Chapter 7 - Bored, Bored, Bored, Bored …
  13. Chapter 8 - Some People Just Can’t Wait
  14. Chapter 9 - Maybe it’s Because I’m a Londoner
  15. Chapter 10 - Nice New Motors
  16. Chapter 11 - My (So-Called) Exciting Life
  17. Chapter 12 - Bloody Cat …
  18. Chapter 13 - Why This Is a Good Job
  19. Chapter 14 - Death and What Follows
  20. Chapter 15 - I Do Like Some Drivers …
  21. Chapter 16 - The Dangers of Prostitution
  22. Chapter 17 - My Night Shift
  23. Chapter 18 - I Hate Psychiatric ‘Services’
  24. Chapter 19 - Sticky Feet
  25. Chapter 20 - Workload
  26. Chapter 21 - Night Shifts
  27. Chapter 22 - Busy, Busy, Busy
  28. Chapter 23 - New Uniforms (But Still Green)
  29. Chapter 24 - Daddy, Daughter; Kill
  30. Chapter 25 - ORCON!
  31. Chapter 26 - Oh … Bollocks …
  32. Chapter 27 - ‘Donor’ Takes on New Meaning
  33. Chapter 28 - Pavlov’s Dog
  34. Chapter 29 - Mothering Sunday
  35. Chapter 30 - The Other Guy
  36. Chapter 31 - Twelve Hours to Go
  37. Chapter 32 - Proper Day
  38. Chapter 33 - These Boots …
  39. Chapter 34 - Gamma GT
  40. Chapter 35 - Deaf Old Women
  41. Chapter 36 - Hand Over Mouth
  42. Chapter 37 - Essential, Not Emergency
  43. Chapter 38 - Return of Pavlov’s EMT
  44. Chapter 39 - Naughty?
  45. Chapter 40 - Too Darn Busy
  46. Chapter 41 - How Not to Stop a Stolen Car
  47. Chapter 42 - Sunday
  48. Chapter 43 - Eight … Nine Down
  49. Chapter 44 - Health Copyright
  50. Chapter 45 - Venus Transit
  51. Chapter 46 - Not All Bad
  52. Chapter 47 - Wedding Saga + Pub Fight
  53. Chapter 48 - Kick Off
  54. Chapter 49 - Only One Stabbing
  55. Chapter 50 - Good Shots
  56. Chapter 51 - Ethnic Dress
  57. Chapter 52 - Small Victories
  58. Chapter 53 - Right to ‘Load and Go’?
  59. Chapter 54 - The Climax Draws Near …
  60. Chapter 55 - Negative
  61. Chapter 56 - Fallout
  62. Chapter 57 - Booze or Pot?
  63. Chapter 58 - Too Quick?
  64. Chapter 59 - From One Extreme …
  65. Chapter 60 - Driving for the LAS (For Dummies) Part I (Assessment)
  66. Chapter 61 - Driving for the LAS (For Dummies) Part 2 (Training)
  67. Chapter 62 - Driving for the LAS (For Dummies) Part 3 (The Real Deal)
  68. Chapter 63 - Bombs, Bongs and Dive-bombing
  69. Chapter 64 - Shouldn’t You Be Dead?
  70. Chapter 65 - Crunch … Crunch … Crunch … Masked Symptoms
  71. Chapter 66 - An Excellent Bad Day
  72. Chapter 67 - Broken Ambulances
  73. Chapter 68 - An Apology to A&E Departments
  74. Chapter 69 - Knee Trouble
  75. Chapter 70 - Drunk and Disorderly
  76. Chapter 71 - Favourite Job
  77. Chapter 72 - Notting Hill – Stabby, Stabby
  78. Chapter 73 - Sad Stories That Stay With You
  79. Chapter 74 - Update on Last Posting
  80. Chapter 75 - Tricky Extraction
  81. Chapter 76 - Cannibals, Schizophrenics and Hermaphrodites (Oh My …)
  82. Chapter 77 - Holy Joe’s
  83. Chapter 78 - Assaulted and Happy About It
  84. Chapter 79 - Dead Babies
  85. Chapter 80 - GCS 3/15 Outside The Door
  86. Chapter 81 - Protecting Little Old Men From The Police?
  87. Chapter 82 - Victims
  88. Chapter 83 - Behind Locked Doors
  89. Chapter 84 - Substitute
  90. Chapter 85 - Nicked
  91. Chapter 86 - More Nicked
  92. Chapter 87 - You Decide
  93. Chapter 88 - Dragging
  94. Chapter 89 - Sedation
  95. Chapter 90 - Patient Gets Better!!!
  96. Chapter 91 - Safety Net
  97. Chapter 92 - A Hidden Pregnancy
  98. Chapter 93 - Upsetting
  99. Chapter 94 - Therapy?
  100. Chapter 95 - Dog Teams
  101. Chapter 96 - Perils of Drinking (Number I in a Series of 230)
  102. Chapter 97 - Security
  103. Chapter 98 - Major Incident Cover
  104. Chapter 99 - Phonetic
  105. Chapter 100 - Odds and Ends
  106. Chapter 101 - A Changed Role (the Secret is Out)
  107. Chapter 102 - First Night
  108. Chapter 103 - Major Food Poisoning Incident – D&V Part 2
  109. Chapter 104 - Shopping
  110. Chapter 105 - Mobile Phones
  111. Chapter 106 - Standby
  112. Chapter 107 - Worthwhile (For a Change)
  113. Chapter 108 - Happiness is a Warm Pizza
  114. Chapter 109 - How to Blog and Not Lose Your Job
  115. Chapter 110 - Fit
  116. Chapter 111 - 45+
  117. Chapter 112 - Return Job
  118. Chapter 113 - Hoaxes
  119. Chapter 114 - Masking Histories
  120. Chapter 115 - Carrots
  121. Chapter 116 - Doorknob
  122. Chapter 117 - Short-Term Memory Loss
  123. Chapter 118 - Liars
  124. Chapter 119 - Can’t Touch Her
  125. Chapter 120 - HAI
  126. Chapter 121 - Flat
  127. Chapter 122 - Dentist
  128. Chapter 123 - Radiating Pain
  129. Chapter 124 - Values
  130. Chapter 125 - Rough
  131. Chapter 126 - Whether the Weather
  132. Chapter 127 - Recognised
  133. Chapter 128 - Decomp
  134. Chapter 129 - Matern-a-water-taxis
  135. Chapter 130 - Little Things
  136. Chapter 131 - A Happy Job (For a Change)
  137. Chapter 132 - Physician Response Unit
  138. Chapter 133 - Nowt
  139. Chapter 134 - Tesco
  140. Chapter 135 - Scum
  141. Chapter 136 - Overturned
  142. Chapter 137 - A New Definition
  143. Chapter 138 - An Hour to Go
  144. Chapter 139 - Get Them When They Are Young
  145. Chapter 140 - Not Breathing
  146. Chapter 141 - Knife Time (Well, Actually a Sword, But You Know What I Mean …)
  147. Chapter 142 - Knife Time II
  148. Chapter 143 - Knife Time III
  149. Chapter 144 - Flat
  150. Chapter 145 - Broomstick
  151. Chapter 146 - Apologies to All Police
  152. Chapter 147 - Tongue
  153. Chapter 148 - Multiple Explosions in London – July 7, 2005
  154. Chapter 149 - Today – July 7,2005
  155. Chapter 150 - Normality-July 8, 2005
  156. Chapter 151 - How to Get Gassed
  157. Chapter 152 - Contaminated
  158. Chapter 153 - 8:30
  159. Chapter 154 - Street Resus’
  160. Chapter 155 - Things to Do When Hit By a Car …
  161. Chapter 156 - Handbags
  162. Chapter 157 - Again?
  163. Chapter 158 - Decon
  164. Chapter 159 - Raised
  165. Chapter 160 - Shifting Resources
  166. Chapter 161 - And … Relax …
  167. Chapter 162 - A Moment of Zen
  168. Chapter 163 - Bit Of A Surprise
  169. Chapter 164 - Bad Job
  170. Chapter 165 - Multiple Trauma and Floppy Children
  171. Chapter 166 - Internet Saves Girl!
  172. Chapter 167 - Sheer Bloody Terror
  173. Chapter 168 - The Benefits of Lovely Weather
  174. Chapter 169 - Waitrose
  175. Chapter 170 - Sorry
  176. Chapter 171 - Saved One!
  177. Chapter 172 - A Call to Arms
  178. Chapter 173 - Mercy! MRSA!
  179. Chapter 174 - 80/50
  180. Chapter 175 - Unconscious? (Tricks of the Trade)
  181. Chapter 176 - Reprieve
  182. Chapter 177 - More
  183. Chapter 178 - Surprise
  184. Chapter 179 - Wake-up Call
  185. Chapter 180 - ‘Care’ Home
  186. Chapter 181 - Epileptic Fit
  187. Chapter 182 - Community Relations
  188. Chapter 183 - Seven Witnesses
  189. Chapter 184 - Breathless
  190. Chapter 185 - Soft, Wet Snooker Ball
  191. Chapter 186 - The Humanity of Bystanders
  192. Chapter 187 - Crying
  193. Chapter 188 - Night Number One
  194. Chapter 189 - Monkey Balls, Loss of …
  195. Chapter 190 - Sickle Cell
  196. Chapter 191 - IQ Test
  197. Chapter 192 - How It Should Be Done
  198. Chapter 193 - No Tax Disc
  199. Chapter 194 - Gah!
  200. Chapter 195 - Tickets
  201. Chapter 196 - Health Forecasts
  202. Chapter 197 - We Sometimes Do Good Work
  203. Chapter 198 - R+J = GBH?
  204. Chapter 199 - The Friday Before Christmas
  205. Chapter 200 - Panic on the Streets of London
  206. Chapter 201 - Rant Alert! Rant Alert!
  207. Chapter 202 - Why I Hate Smoking Parents
  208. Chapter 203 - Can’t be Bothered
  209. Chapter 204 - Spaces
  210. Chapter 205 - Happy Christmas …
  211. Chapter 206 - Lexicon of the LAS (or what ‘punter’ means)
  212. Keep Reading
  213. Acknowledgements
  214. About the Publisher

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