The Last of the Summer Wine
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The Last of the Summer Wine

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The Last of the Summer Wine

About this book

The best jokes, gags and scenes from a true British comedy classic.

'Do you reckon I'm in love with Mrs. Batty, or is it just sex?' Compo

Compo: I thought you'd be open.
Sid: Well that's a natural assumption if you ignore the drawn blinds and the forty foot sign that says closed.

Set and filmed in and around Holmfirth, West Yorkshire, Last of the Summer Wine follows the adventures of three quirky pensioners and their equally unusual neighbours. A true British classic that appeals to all generations, it is our nation's longest running comedy programme. The line-up of the comedy trio has changed numerous times over the years, but the calibre of the family-friendly humour Roy Clarke creates has remained the same, and it's as funny and eccentric now as it was in the first episodes he wrote over 25 years ago.

Including the pilot, broadcast ten months before the first series, 29 series, made up of 279 episodes, have been screened to date, with the 30th series set to air this autumn. The sitcom has consistently been a favourite in the ratings, with viewing figures peaking at 18.8 million in the mid-eighties.

Famous fans include Prince Charles, the Queen Mother and the Queen, who said it was her favourite TV show.

The Best of British Comedy – Last of the Summer Wine includes:

  • The History: an overview of how Last of the Summer Wine was born and developed
  • Gags and Catchphrases: a collection of classic quotes
  • Did You Know?: snippets of info about the show, cast, etc.
  • Favourite scenes: the most memorable scenes in full
  • A LOSW quiz

'If God's omnipotent, what could he possibly want with my old woman?' Clegg

Compo: Your old lady's dog is crapping all over the pavement.
Blamire: That's funny. He usually sews it up in little bags and sends it by post.

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Information

Publisher
Harper
Year
2009
Print ISBN
9780007318971
eBook ISBN
9780007237302

Table of contents

  1. Cover Page
  2. Title Page
  3. Table of Contents
  4. INTRODUCTION
  5. THE STORY IN A NUTSHELL
  6. HAIL SMILING MORN OR THEREABOUTS
  7. THE GREAT BOARDING-HOUSE BATHROOM CAPER
  8. CHEERING UP GORDON
  9. FLOWER POWER CUT
  10. WHOOPS
  11. IN THE SERVICE OF HUMANITY
  12. CAR AND GARTER
  13. THE ODD DOG MEN
  14. A BICYCLE MADE FOR THREE
  15. ONE OF THE LAST FEW PLACES UNEXPLORED BY MAN
  16. SERENADE FOR TIGHT JEANS AND METAL DETECTOR
  17. FROM WELLIES TO WET SUIT
  18. ALL MOD CONNED
  19. THE WHITE MANS GRAVE
  20. GETTING SAM HOME
  21. THE LOXLEY LOZENGE
  22. THE MYSTERIOUS FEET OF NORA BATTY
  23. KEEPING BRITAIN TIDY
  24. ENTER THE PHANTOM
  25. CATCHING DIGBY'S DONKEY
  26. UNCLE OF THE BRIDE
  27. THE HEAVILY REINFORCED BOTTOM
  28. DRIED DATES AND CODFANGLERS
  29. THE REALLY MASCULINE PURSE
  30. WHOS FEELING EJECTED, THEN?
  31. EDIE AND THE AUTOMOBILE
  32. MERRY CHRISTMAS, FATHER CHRISTMAS
  33. DANCING FEET
  34. THAT CERTAIN SMILE
  35. DOWNHILL RACER
  36. THE DAY OF THE WELSH FERRET
  37. CRUMS
  38. RETURN OF THE WARRIOR
  39. THE EMPIRE THAT FOGGY NEARLY BUILT
  40. THE LAST SURVIVING MAURICE CHEVALIER IMPRESSION
  41. WAS THAT NORA BATTY SINGING?
  42. THE PHANTOM OF THE GRAVEYARD
  43. HAVE YOU GOT A LIGHT MATE?
  44. STOP THAT BATH
  45. THE GLORY HOLE
  46. ADOPTED BY A STRAY
  47. THE DEFEAT OF THE STONEWORM
  48. BICYCLE BONANZA
  49. HOW TO CREATE A MONSTER
  50. DESTINY AND SIX BANANAS
  51. BEWARE OF THE OGLETHORPE
  52. BEWARE THE VANILLA SLICE
  53. ELEGY FOR FALLEN WELLIES
  54. SURPRISE AT THROSTLENEST
  55. JUST A SMALL FUNERAL
  56. THE MIRACULOUS CURING OF OLD GOFF HELLIWELL
  57. THE CROWCROFT CHALLENGE
  58. I WAS A HITMAN FOR PRIMROSE DAIRIES
  59. TEST YOUR KNOWLEDGE
  60. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS
  61. Other Books By
  62. Copyright
  63. About the Publisher

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