RUINAIR EPUB ED EB
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RUINAIR EPUB ED EB

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RUINAIR EPUB ED EB

About this book

How to be treated like shite in 15 different countries…and still quite like it!

Stung by a ten-hour delay and a not-so-bargain fare to Spain on his native 'low fares' airline, Dubliner Paul Kilduff plots revenge. Can Paul beat 'Ruinair' at their low cost game and fly to all fifteen countries in Western Europe for less than the €300 it cost him to be stranded in an airport lounge surrounded by drunks, bimbos and incompetents (and that was just the flight crew!)?

Suffering every low-fares airline indignity: a miniscule carry-on baggage allowance, 6.00 am departures, Six Nations-style boarding scrums, epic bus excursions and terminal anxiety, Paul is doing something he's never done before: travelling to places he never knew he wanted to go, which are probably not quite where he thinks they are, with no idea what he's going to do when he gets there.

In a way never before possible Ruinair and its competitors have opened up Europe's treasures to the average traveller, and, as discovered by Paul, a few complete dumps too. In this hilarious, no-holds-barred account of a holiday of a lifetime-cum-human endurance test, Paul takes us on an adventure that is not for the faint-hearted. From Luxembourg to Liechtenstein to Spain and back again, pack your bags (maximum 10kg, please) and join Paul Kilduff on this is a whirlwind no-frills tour of Europe and the low-cost airlines that help make that colourful continent a smaller, and somewhat angrier, place.

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Information

Publisher
Collins
Year
2010
Print ISBN
9780007306152
eBook ISBN
9780007362516
Topic
Personal Development
Subtopic
Social Science Biographies

Table of contents

  1. Cover Page
  2. Title Page
  3. Epigraph
  4. Table of Contents
  5. Prologue
  6. Spain…not quite
  7. Mick's Plane Speaking
  8. France
  9. How to Build Your Own Five Billion Euro Airline
  10. The Low Fares Airline (1)
  11. United Kingdom
  12. The Low Fares Airline (2)
  13. Belgium
  14. The Low Fares Airline (3)
  15. The Rough Guide--An official handbook for Crewlink staff working on Ruinair aircraft
  16. Netherlands
  17. Flying for Peanuts
  18. Luxembourg
  19. Easy
  20. Greece
  21. Germany…not quite
  22. Germany…again
  23. Berlin
  24. Austria
  25. Germany…more
  26. Ireland
  27. Switzerland
  28. Liechtenstein
  29. United Kingdom…again
  30. Spain…again
  31. Spain…more
  32. Andorra
  33. Italy
  34. San Marino
  35. The Low Fares Airline (4)
  36. Most Definitely…'Not Ruinair'
  37. Norway
  38. Annual General Meeting
  39. Some Appreciation
  40. Aero-Naughty-Cal-Endar
  41. Denmark (and Sweden)
  42. www.airlinemeals.net
  43. The Only Official Ruinair Joke in the Universe
  44. Bus Excursions from Airports Ruinair fly to
  45. Finland
  46. Wheel Share
  47. France…encore
  48. Taxes, Fees and Charges
  49. Portugal
  50. Caught Napping
  51. Ireland…again
  52. Financial Ruination
  53. The Low Fares Airline (5)
  54. Christmas Presence
  55. Epilogue
  56. Sources
  57. Copyright
  58. About the Publisher