LIST OF SONGS
āLazarusā Newton
āItās No Game (Part 1)ā Japanese Woman, Newton, Teenage Girls
āThis is Not Americaā Teenage Girls, Girl
āThe Man Who Sold the Worldā Michael
āNo Planā Girl
āLove is Lostā Valentine, Teenage Girls
āChangesā Elly, Teenage Girls
āWhere Are We Now?ā Newton
āAbsolute Beginnersā Newton, Elly, Valentine, Teenage Girls, Girl
āDirty Boysā Valentine
āKilling a Little Timeā Newton
āLife On Mars?ā Girl
āAll the Young Dudesā Ben, Teenage Girls, Maemi
āAlways Crashing in the Same Carā Elly
āValentineās Dayā Valentine
āWhen I Met Youā Newton, Teenage Girl 1
āHeroesā Newton, Marley
This text went to press before the end of rehearsals and so may differ slightly from the play as performed.
In the darkness a sudden cacophony of televisual sounds is heard.
It lights NEWTON ā he sits detached ā staring into a screen ā the television switching between channels ā Ricky Nelsonās āHello Mary Lou (Goodbye Heart)ā skips/repeats in broken pieces.
The sounds mix, distort and escalate ā until suddenly they snap into silence.
MICHAEL. Iām sorry I havenāt been around ā itās been on my mind ā but what with work and life and ā you know. (Slight pause.) So I was looking through old photographs and itās weird ā all these years Iāve known you ā I find only the one photo of us from work together ā this snap someone took.
Handing the photo to NEWTON ā
Youāre the exact same ā but Iāve got all this hair on me ā the darkest, blackest hair ā like itās been painted on.
ELLY hands NEWTON his Lucky Charms.
NEWTON (to ELLY). Thank you.
ELLY. You wanna bowl of something?
MICHAEL. Of cereal?
ELLY. Yeah.
MICHAEL. No, Iām good.
ELLY turns away.
So you okay? ā you look all right ā you donāt look too bad ā maybe a little scruffier. Itās one of the many benefits of being retired, I suppose. So what do you do all day in here? Read all those books you always wanted to?
NEWTON. I watch television and drink gin.
MICHAEL. And thatās it ā you donāt do anything else?
NEWTON. I walk around and try to locate the Twinkies.
MICHAEL. So a little bit of exercise too.
NEWTON. Yeah a little.
MICHAEL. But donāt you miss the business at all?
NEWTON. No.
MICHAEL. Yeah you do.
NEWTON. No I donāt. You wanna drink?
MICHAEL. Itās 9.30, Mr Newton.
NEWTON. Is it?
MICHAEL. Yes, it is.
NEWTON. Oh.
MICHAEL. In the morning ā 9.30 in the morning.
NEWTON. So late.
NEWTON pours himself a gin.
MICHAEL. Anyway Iām sorry itās taken me forever ā I feel bad. I could swing by next week ā if you wanted it? Iād like to ā you wouldnāt mind me looking in?
NEWTON. I was sitting here in the middle of the night and the television went off and I saw something come out from the darkness. Itās a scene I couldnāt think about for years ā and it came to me the way a lot of these things do ā in these pictures. (Slight pause.) It was morning time and I was sitting at h...