act one
prelude (light)
Music.
Then the lights go out.
A moment, and Diana turns on a light. She sits alone in a chair, waiting.
Gabe enters.
GABE: What are you doing up? Itâs three-thirty.
just another day
DIANA:
Itâs the seventh night this week Iâve sat till morning . . .
GABE: Great. Here we go.
DIANA:
Imagining the ways you might have died.
GABE: Ah, yes, and tonightâs winner is?
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DIANA:
In a freak September ice storm with no warning . . .
GABE: Because that happens.
DIANA:
Thereâs a gang war, thereâs a bird flu, trains collide.
GABE: Whatâd we say about watching the news?
DIANA:
Now you act all sweet and surly,
But you swore youâd come home early
And you lied.
GABE: You gotta let go, MomâIâm almost eighteen.
DIANA: Are you snorting coke?
GABE: Not at the moment.
DAN (Off): Whoâs up at this hour?
DIANA: Your father. Go. Up the back way.
GABE (Going): Why does he hate me?
DIANA: Because youâre a little twat.
GABE: You canât call me a twat.
(But she shoos him off as Dan enters.)
DAN: Everything okay? I heard voices.
DIANA: Just me. Talking to myself, you know. Now you head on upstairsâIâll be up for sex in a minute.
DAN: Youâll . . . uh . . . are you sure youâre okay?
DIANA: Go.
(She ushers him off, then sings:)
Theyâre the perfect loving famâly, so adoring . . .
And I love them evâry day of evâry week.
So my sonâs a little shit, my husbandâs boring,
And my daughter, though a genius, is a freak.
Still I help them love each other
Father, mother, sister, brother,
Cheek to cheek!
(Natalie enters, the way Gabe just left, with a pile of books and a tallboy of Red Bull, muttering to herself.)
Natalie? Itâs four in the morningâis everything okay?
NATALIE: Everythingâs great. Why wouldnât it be great? Itâs great. Iâve just got three more chapters of calculus, a physics problem set, a history quiz and two pages on floral imagery in Flowers for Algernon which is like duh. Everythingâs so under control itâs just like . . . calm.
(She gulps from the can.)
DIANA: Honey, you need to slow down, take some time for yourself. Iâm going to have sex with your father.
NATALIE: Great. Thanks. Iâm so glad I know that.
(Diana goes; Natalie drops the books on a table and sings:)
So itâs times like these I wonder how I take it,
And if other famâlies live the way we doâ
If they love each other, or if they just fake it,
And if other daughters feel like I feel, too.
âCause some days I think Iâm dying
But Iâm really only trying to get through.
(Gabe is in his room, before a mirror, getting dressed for the day.)
GABE:
For just another day . . .
For another stolen hour
When the world will feel my power and obey.
GABE AND NATALIE:
Itâs just another day . . .
GABE:
Feeling like Iâll live forever . . .
NATALIE:
Feeling like this feeling never goes away . . .
GABE AND NATALIE:
(Lights. Itâs later.
In the bedroom, Dan holds Diana, after.)
DAN: That was great, wasnât it? It was great. Oh Christ, Iâm late.
DIANA: Thatâll teach you to take a whole ten minutes.
DAN: Sorry, what?
DIANA: I said, isnât it a beautiful day?
DAN: Okay. Sure. I mean, itâs cloudy, and raining, and really cold for September, but beautiful.
DIANA: Makes you want to dive in with both feet, doesnât it?
DAN: Absolutely.
(Diana goes. Dan speaks to us:)
I never know what sheâs talking about.
(He sings:)
When itâs up to you to hold your house together . . .
A house you built with patience and with care . . .
But youâre grappling with that gray and rainy weather,
And youâre living on a latte and a prayerâ
(Diana bustles in to the kitchen.)
DAN...