Old-Fashioned Prostitutes:
A True Romance
PRODUCTION HISTORY
Old-Fashioned Prostitutes: A True Romance. Co-produced by the Ontological-Hysteric Theater (Richard Foreman, Founding Artistic Director; Mimi Johnson, Managing Director) and The Public Theater (Oskar Eustis, Artistic Director; Patrick Willingham, Executive Director). Presented at The Public Theater, New York City. April 30āJune 2, 2013. Written, directed and designed by Richard Foreman.
SUZIE | Alenka Kraigher |
GABRIELLA | Stephanie Hayes |
SAMUEL | Rocco Sisto |
ALFREDO | David Skeist |
A large paneled room with banquette.
GABRIELLA: NĆŗmero One.
(All enter. Alfredo goes to mirror, shines it.)
VOICE: End of play.
ALFREDO: OK. When looking into a mirror
What one seesāgoddammit.
GABRIELLA: Is this true?
Why does one feel
one is falling towards the center
of the earth?
ALFREDO: Like this. (Falls)
GABRIELLA: The entire earthā
I force myself to say that.
SUZIE: No no no and no.
ALFREDO: Oh yes, I now say.
SAMUEL: During my leisurely promenade
Through the dark streets
of the city of the dead and the almost
dead
It comes to my mind ā¦
But perhaps, ladies and gentlemen,
it is best never to speak openly about
such things.
But it did happen
That traveling these streets
in bright sunlight
An old man with white hair
Shabbily dressed, trudging slowly
in the direction opposite to the one
in which I was traveling
carrying a large, soiled cardboard box
holding what personal belongings
I could not guess
Butāwhispered hoarsely under his breath
āGo to Berkeley, make film.ā
I did not respond.
But I frowned
And a few seconds later
turned to watch him proceed, slowly
down the street.
(Girls giggle.)
Later in the day
Lying on the bed in my hotel room
I wonderedā
SUZIE AND GABRIELLA: Ooo ā¦
SAMUEL: I wondered should I have approached him
to ask for clarification.
Was he speaking to me
or to himself?
āyet it seemed appropriate to my concernsā
And my possible
Future.
GABRIELLA: Go to Berkeley, my friend,
make film.
SUZIE: Well, why not?
GABRIELLA: Which could have meant, not the city in sundrenched Californiaā
SUZIE: But possibly the long-dead Irish philosopher of idealism, Bishop George Berkeleyā
GABRIELLA: Oooo ā¦
SUZIE: āhimself,
whose view of reality might be poetically reimagined
as a vision of the world in which experience
itself was but a thin film, spread in illusionary fashion
upon human consciousness.
SAMUEL: So that
āGo to Berkeley, make film,ā could have meant, āGo
deeper into the notion of the world as
a transparent surface onlyāā
depending upon the impress of a mental apparatusā
snapping the world into apparent being onlyā
And this, then Walt Whitman-like figureāvision
or realityāor serendipitous coincidence
of the momentāthis was the messageā
the gift to me on such a sunādrenched afternoon.
But of course I said nothing to himā
Too shy perhaps.
SUZIE AND GABRIELLA (Singing):
Shy shy shy, terribly terribly shy.
SAMUEL: Avoiding my destiny perhaps.
SUZIE AND GABRIELLA: Shy shy shy.
SAMUEL: Yet another time, another place
Visiting the city of attractive women
āFeeling my soul as ifāactivated
And t...