The Big Black Book of Very Dirty Words

Alexis Munier

• Publisher: Adams Media
• Year: 2010
• Print ISBN: 9781440506253
• eBook ISBN: 9781440509605

Airplane Blonde. Intercorpse. Prostitot. Queef. Rainbow Kiss.

There's a big world of obscenity out there--and you'll explore every profane nook and cranny in this compilation. We're talking about more than 2,000 insults, obscenities, and vulgarities raw enough to make even the most unflappable linguist blush.

Forget grammar school swearing; this is advanced cursing for the most discerning dirty mouths! From the colorful--geequals, manscape, prairie dog--to the crude--giraffe, Roman shower, vagitarian, this big-ass book of bad language will have you dissing douchebags with doolally style in just a friggin' minute!

1, 2, 3 …

1 + 1 = 3, n.
the sex act as procreation; American

The unconventional equation, 1 + 1 = 3, reminds us that what takes two can produce a third — a baby.

1 hole too many, adj.
someone who talks too much; American

Linda has 1 hole too many— that bitch should just shut up.

10-pin, n.
curvy woman; American

As a bowling instructor, I don't get much action but still fantasize about taking home a 10-pin.

DERIVATION: This term is probably the most exciting bowling-derived slang in existence.

15 fingers, n.
threesome; American

I'm feeling like 15 fingers this weekend.

DERIVATION: With five fingers to each hand, fifteen fingers gets you three hands, or one and a half times the fun!

16 will get you 20, n.
warning about someone's age; American

Dude, 16 will get you 20— don't go there.

DERIVATION: In case you're wondering, this term reminds us of the fact that sex with someone underage will lead to a long prison sentence.

24/6, n.
always ready for a quickie except the day someone goes to church; American

Nicole is wet and willing 24/6. Sunday she saves all her lovin' for the big guy in the sky.

2×4, n.
sex in four positions, hetero; American

Excuse the yawn, but I had to deal with a 2×4 last night.

DERIVATION: Picture two people in four positions: tittie-fucking, oral, vaginal, and anal.

39, n.
anilingus; ideograph of a person facing another's anus; American

After a quick 39 to moisten me up, Martin eased his throbbing cock inside my leather cheerio and the fun really began.

3-hole par, n.
sex using a woman's mouth, vagina, and anus; American

That multitasker Tony made a 3-hole par.

3 sheets to the wind, 2 sheets on the floor, n.
an easy lay; American

Keep buying her drinks. 3 sheets to the wind, 2 sheets on the floor.

DERIVATION: “3 sheets to the wind” means inebriated, and thus more likely to be persuaded to have sex.

3-way, n.
a sexual threesome, usually (but not always) two women and a man; American

The images of a 3-way with the tall twins from Texas haunted his dreams for weeks.

Top Five Male Sex Fantasies

1. Sex with two women at the same time

2. Sex with two women at the same time

3. Sex with two women at the same time

4. Sex with a famous celebrity

5. Oral sex (getting it, that is)

4-11-44, n.
a powerfully large penis; American

You want too much information? 4-11-44.

DERIVATION: 4 inches around times 11 inches long equals 44.

In Dirty Harry, Harry Callahan describes the .44 Magnum as the most powerful handgun in the world.

4:20, n.
time referring to the consumption of cannabis; American

Dude, it's 4:20, roll a joint already.

Legend has it that at 4:20 every day, a group of students met up after class for a smoke. An alternative theory credits a character from one of HP Lovecraft's stories who comes out of a plant-induced hallucination to find the time is 4:20.

4 on the floor, n.
ready to be entered from ...

Table of contents

• Cover Page
• Title Page
• Copyright
• CONTENTS
• INTRODUCTION
• ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
• 1, 2, 3 …
• A
• B
• C
• D
• E
• F
• G
• H
• I
• J
• K
• L
• M
• N
• O
• P
• Q
• R
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• T
• U
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• RESOURCES