Why You're Wrong About the Right

Behind the Myths: The Surprising Truth About Conservatives

S. E. Cupp, Brett Joshpe

• Publisher: Threshold Editions
• Year: 2009
• Print ISBN: 9781416562849
• eBook ISBN: 9781416563280
• Topic: Politics & International Relations
• Subtopic: Conservatism & Liberalism
• Index: Politics & International Relations

And on your right, ladies and gentlemen, please observe The Conservative (Conservitus Americanus). This fascinating species in-habits vast territories across middle America, but rarely reveals itself in coastal urban areas. It is commonly believed to be uptight, humorless, and devoid of compassion, and is often characterized as racist, homophobic, and highly eco-unfriendly. Primary behaviors include unnecessary warmongering, tax cutting, and gun collecting. For decades, conservatives have proven to be hopelessly un-hip, and their mating habits dull. They are highly feared and often despised, for so few know and understand their true nature.

Get ready to meet the conservative next door or in the office down the hall, the person you never thought in a million years was one of "them." Lively, witty, and thought-provoking, Why You're Wrong About the Right blows the lid off the stereotypes that have long been associated with the American Right, and reveals the face of today's conservatives: an intellectually and philosophically diverse new breed of young, outgoing, smart, friendly professionals who live and work among liberals everywhere!

Themselves closet conservatives in Leftoid Land (aka Manhattan), S. E. Cupp and Brett Joshpe inject their own unique and colorful points of view into an honest dialogue on conservative ideas in American life and popular culture, and draw from interviews with a roster of renowned writers and political personalities, including Tony Stewart, Tucker Carlson, Brian C. Anderson, Laura Ingraham, Pat Toomey, David Horowitz, Ted Hayes, and many more.

Undercover conservatives, reveal your true colors with pride! Liberals, hug a conservative today! And whichever side you find yourself on, you'll be engaged, surprised, and happily re-educated when you discover Why You're Wrong About the Right.

CHAPTER 1

Republicans Are Racist

The Myth of the White Supremacist

They say a leopard can’t change its spots and Republicans can’t change their “negro-lynching,” white robe wearing, and card-carrying membership ways of the KKK. . . . To Limbaugh and Republicans we say, “If you can’t stand the heat, don’t stand so close to the burning cross.”¹

—A. Alexander

Comedian Dave Chappelle’s Chappelle’s Show featured a sketch in which he plays a blind “white supremacist” who doesn’t know he’s actually black. While utterly hilarious, the sketch is also an ingenious and provocative depiction of the folly and blind ignorance of racism, and a reminder to all of us to take a quick glance in the mirror once in a while. Nearly twenty-five years after Steve Martin, the whitest guy in America, famously opened The Jerk with the line, “I was born a poor, black child . . .” Chappelle gave us a clever reverse-take for the new millennium. While no point was made about the character’s politics, one could draw a convincing parallel between the blind, black, white supremacist and the hackneyed image of the “Republican Racist,” the backward hillbilly who knows not what he does, or worse, knows exactly what he does . . . and likes it. Why is it that comedians seem to have the keenest take on race today? Kanye West saying “George Bush doesn’t care about black people” in the middle of a benefit for victims of Hurricane Katrina wasn’t profound, or funny—it was awkward. But Chris Rock, mocking West shortly thereafter at another Katrina victims’ benefit by saying “George Bush hates midgets” was hilarious, and pointed out the absurdity of West’s claim. It seemed for Rock (and the rest of intelligent America) that George Bush’s alleged contempt for black people was just as responsible for the Katrina disaster as was his contempt for the vertically challenged, which is to say, not at all. Maybe we should appoint Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, and Steve Martin (circa The Jerk, not Cheaper By the Dozen 2) overseers of U.S. race relations?

Racism, more than a century and a half after the Civil War and more than forty years after the civil rights movement began, is still an issue in the United States, and pinning the “racist” label on a powerful group of people is a highly effective means of deflating their influence, regardless of the veracity of the claim. So the carefully crafted and desperately clung to image of the Republican Racist remains at the top of the liberal tool box, and it doesn’t take much (of any real substance) to get them to whip it out.

But is it true? The answer is complicated. Racism is both a historical and a current fact, and a great many have contributed to its continuation over the centuries, including, in some cases, blacks and minorities themselves. But one thing is certain: History has been hijacked and rewritten to implicate Republicans as the most racist folk in the history of the world, despite a stellar and often-forgotten record of civil rights success.

Historical Republican achievement in racial equality extends back to the party’s roots, of course, with the first Republican president, Abraham Lincoln, who led the Union to victory over the slave-owning Confederacy in the Civil War. As Republican Party historian Michael Zak points out, this wasn’t really a war between the North and South, it was a war between Republicans and Democrats. “The Democrats chose to become the slavery party. No Republican ever owned a slave. That’s not semantics, that’s a fact.”² Indeed, Republicans passed the first Civil Rights Act following the Civil War. They then passed the Fourteenth Amendment, which protected all persons from deprivation of due process or equal protection by the states. Every Democrat in Congress voted against its passage. Similarly, 98 percent of Republicans voted for the Fifteenth Amendment, which gave blacks the right to vote, and 97 percent of Democrats voted against it.

The Democratic Party is also the party whose national slogan in 1868 was, “This is a White Man’s Government,” a reflection of the racist paranoia of the era.³ It is the same party whose members have included George Wallace, the former Democratic governor of Alabama, who raised the Confederate flag above the state capitol in 1963; Hugo Black, Supreme Court justice and former Ku Klux Klansman; Robert Byrd, former Ku Klux Klansman and West Virginia senior senator; and former South Carolina senator Ernest Hollings, who said during the 1984 presidential primary that “you had wetbacks from California that came in here for Cranston,” to explain why his opponent finished second in a straw poll.⁴ Even former attorney general Robert F. Kennedy directed the FBI to wiretap the home telephone of Martin Luther King, Jr.

Recent Republican presidents have only improved on the party’s legacy of progressive race relations. The elder George Bush appointed Clarence Thomas to the Supreme Court, only the second black ever appointed to the high court. George W. Bush appointed two consecutive black secretaries of state, the first and second in history, and Condoleezza Rice has remained one of his most trusted advisors. Yet, as National Review managing editor Jay Nordlinger asserts, “No one cares. Because [Bush] doesn’t care. If Clinton did this, he’d be talking about it constantly. Maryland governor Bob Ehrlich said to me in an interview that if Condi Rice were a Democrat, they’d have parades for her. She’d be on the cover of Time magazine every week.”⁵

And in desperate efforts to preserve the image of the racist Republican, Democrats minimize the accomplishments of Republicans in racial equality by effectively demeaning members of the very constituency they claim to represent. Popular talk-radio host and author of the best-seller Shut Up and Sing! Laura Ingraham observes that the elevation of conservative blacks to high posts is somehow perceived by the Left as less legitimate or important. “Condoleezza Rice, Colin Powell, Clarence Thomas, and the list goes on of black Americans elevated to the highest positions in government by a Republican president—yet they somehow don’t count.”⁶

Furthermore, there is a pervasive notion among many on the Left that “black Republican” is somehow an oxymoron, and that blacks who vote Republican are doing a disservice to their race. As if that weren’t insulting enough, some even go so far as to insist that blacks who align with conservative ideology are—knowingly or not—just trying to suck up to the so-called white establishment. In 1999, Bill Maxwell, a black columnist for the St. Petersburg Times, wrote a scathing critique of black Republicans that should make anyone, regardless of skin color, bristle:

By all standards, some creatures are just plain strange, making us do double takes because their compositions or habits or appearances defy our sense of logic and our way of viewing reality. Take the wildebeest, the warthog, the hyena, the brown pelican, the Shar-Pei. These animals, seemingly wrought by committee, make us laugh or shake our heads. Another such creature, of the human kind—and perhaps the strangest of all—is the black Republican. Do not laugh. This is a serious matter, given yet another Alan Keyes run—absurd as it may be—for the White House. He is the talk show host who exhibits an obnoxious Messianic complex that emerges each time he appears on TV to debate his white counterparts. My grandfather, a smart Pentecostal pastor who died five years ago, would have said that Keyes, along with others like him, is “out there cuttin’ up ‘round them white folks.” This was my gramps’ portrayal of black sycophants, whose raison d’etre was pleasing their white “superiors.”⁷

Deroy Murdock, a nationally syndicated columnist and contributing editor with National Review Online, discussed this hostility toward black conservatives, the skewed version of history, and why he votes for Republicans even though he is black. “The Republican Party and conservatives generally have spent the last 147 years trying to liberate black Americans and make them self-reliant, while Democrats and liberals have spent most of that time either trying to hold blacks behind or making them dependent on big-government solutions. While the Right generally has tried to create a society built on equal opportunity where race matters less, the Left usually has tried to amplify the importance of race while apportioning power and privilege on the basis of skin color.”⁸

But there was a shift. Despite a history of unfettered commitment to racial equality by Republicans, the Left somehow got black Americans to side with them. Ted Hayes is a homeless advocate in Los Angeles. Hayes administered one of the most successful homeless shelters in the country, Dome Village, and then voluntarily decided to live there himself. (Incidentally, he was unable to renew the lease to Dome Village once his landlord demanded much higher rent—after learning that Hayes was a black Republican.) He discussed the surprising transition from Republicans as the party of racial equality to Democrats.

“I began to realize that we abandoned our base. We were deceived by welfare and food stamps, clothing, housing and Medicaid and foster care. We got ripped off and went right back into slavery.”⁹

And the shift was very successful. Democrats embraced the racial equality cause vocally, if not always in practice, then in promise, and blacks embraced Democrats, thanks in no small part to the mistakes of a few high-profile Republicans. Trent Lott, for example, celebrated segregation-era politics when he said in 1984 that the “spirit of Jefferson Davis” still exists in the party. Hayes blames the shift not on overt hostility or racism, but on a slow and gradual history of neglect and indifference. “[Republicans] don’t deal with social prejudices, and that’s their fault because they have strayed from the foundations of the Republican Party, particularly of 1854. The party of 1854 was based primarily on the eradication of slavery and social, political, and economic injustice in America and throughout the world. And unfortunately, even though they never attacked black people or minorities or poor people, they never really retook the battlefield of social issues. Basically, modern Democrats took us the route of socialism and welfare, which has destroyed poor, black people in America.”¹⁰

That route began with the “political realignment of 1964,” when Lyndon Johnson’s civil rights accomplishments, combined with Republican nominee Barry Goldwater’s opposition to the Civil Rights Act, further contributed to this profound shift in voting patterns of blacks. But that historical moment has also been rewritten. Contrary to the popular myth, Goldwater was known as an integrationist who supported equal rights but opposed the Civil Rights Act not out of hostility toward blacks, but for denying private businesses certain rights of association and demanding that they serve all people, which he saw as a stripping away of the rights of private business owners. Additionally, twenty-seven out of thirty-one Republican senators supported the bill, whereas twenty-one Democrats voted against it, including Sam Ervin, Robert Byrd, and Al Gore, Sr. It was Republican minority leader Everett Dirksen who wrote and introduced the 1964 Civil Rights Act and who delivered a speech in favor of the act with the words, “Nothing is so powerful as an idea whose time has come.”¹¹

But the legacy of the shift is still very visible today in the collective suspicion of the Republican agenda as it applies to blacks and minorities. The cult of the Republican Racist is both a product of revisionist history and a political weapon of necessity. That political necessity helps to keep the myth of the Republican Racist alive. Byron York, the White House correspondent for National Review, explains that “for years Democrats have portrayed themselves as the sole guardians of civil rights, not only because they support the cause but also to obscure the fact that for so many years the Democratic Party was an obstacle to civil rights. Now, of course, Democrats depend on receiving 90-plus percent of the African-American vote in presidential election years. Even with that vote, they lose, and if they received even slightly less than that, they would never, ever win. So their survival depends on the need to portray Republicans as racists, or at least as insensitive to civil rights. I think that message is often megaphoned in the media, and so Republicans find themselves constantly on the defensive.”¹²

Regardless of who started what, the legacy of racism in the United States is, of course, all of ours now. And as both sides work eagerly to figure out ways to solve existing problems (and appeal to valuable voting constituencies), the question of who is doing a better job is often raised—by the media, by popular culture, by the parties themselves. The answer has much to do with differing views on agency, opportunity, and oppression.

Indeed, those who argue that blacks and other minorities suffer from a lack of opportunity that is ubiquitously afforded to whites often embrace programs and initiatives like welfare and affirmative action meant to counter that imbalance. But while the imbalance may be real, the programs are not the answer, and are in fact a huge part of the problem.

Shelby Steele, the renowned race relations expert, academic, and author, asserted that progress in this country is hindered by a double standard that is part of what he calls “white guilt.” “Affirmative action is a perfect example,” says Steele. “It gives something to somebody without asking anything. It ought to be contingent on performance; at least you ought to have to meet a certain elevated grade point average. It’s up to black people to pull themselves together and become competitive in American life, in our economic life. No one can make you equal. You have to do that yourself.”¹³

Agency, something rarely addressed by today’s most vocal black leadership, is a hugely important part of dissecting race relations, and Steele makes no small point of it.

“If you want to help [blacks], the first thing you have to do is ask something from them. And you have to make all reform contingent on their performance. If they don’t perform, they don’t get any rewards. The Great Society asks nothing. ‘We white people will put our shoulders to the wheel but we’re not going to ask black people. In fact we’re going to take responsibility off your shoulders.’ It’s the sickest, most absurd social reform ever created. It never worked, it never will. It made black America worse. Black kids today, on the SAT exam, score lower than they did in 1990.”¹⁴

Several years ago Bill Cosby made remarks that few would dare to utter when he said, “Ladies and gentlemen, the lower economic people are not holding up their end in this deal. These people are not parenting. They’re buying things for the kid—$500 sneakers—for what? They won’t spend $250 on Hooked on Phonics.”¹⁵

These were comments that some undoubtedly found offensive, but that others, including some blacks, believed to be the kind of ...

Table of contents

• Cover
• Title Page
• Copyright Page
• Dedication
• CONTENTS
• FOREWORD
• INTRODUCTION
• WHY YOU’RE WRONG ABOUT THE RIGHT
• CHAPTER 1 Republicans Are Racist
• CHAPTER 2 Republicans Are Elitist WASPs
• CHAPTER 3 Republicans Are Humorless
• CHAPTER 4 Republicans Don’t Care About Education
• CHAPTER 5 Republicans Are NASCAR-Loving Rednecks
• CHAPTER 6 Republicans Hate the Planet
• CHAPTER 7 Republicans Are Stupid
• CHAPTER 8 Republicans Are Intolerant
• CHAPTER 9 Republicans Aren’t Cool
• CHAPTER 10 Republicans Are Bad in Bed
• CHAPTER 11 Republicans Don’t Care About You
• CHAPTER 12 Republicans Are Religious Extremists
• CHAPTER 13 Republicans Love Them Their Guns
• CHAPTER 14 Republicans Are Sexist
• CHAPTER 15 Republicans Are Greedy
• CHAPTER 16 Republicans Are Undemocratic
• CHAPTER 17 Republicans Are Homophobic
• CHAPTER 18 Republicans Hate Foreigners
• CHAPTER 19 Republicans Are Warmongers
• CHAPTER 20 All Republicans Think Alike
• CONCLUSION
• GLOSSARY
• NOTES
• ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
• LIST OF CONTRIBUTORS