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âA Time to Laughâ
Humor âMore Abundantlyâ
A reasonably sane person comes to a consideration of humor in the Bible as to claims of Elvis appearances or reports of UFO sightings or rumors of unicorns glimpsed at the mall. Itâs not that youâre the worldâs most enthusiastic fan of Bible humor, just curious to see whether there might actually be any. Despite insistent indications to the contrary, there really is humor in the Bible. Weâll find some.
And we might find something even better. Scripture possesses power to shift our dispositions, holds even more than most literature the latent potential to change our minds, the potent literary capacity to alter our perspectives. At its bestâand our bestâits deep dreams and its revolutionary visions and its provocative questions can ferment in us yeastily enough to stretch our souls. Discovering humor in the Bible could change not just the way we see Scripture but the way we see. We may actually manage, by means of the happy expedient of appreciating Bible humor, to make ourselves capable of reading better. By the light of Godâs good word, we might read better everything we read, maybe even our own murky psyches. By reading its humor weâre certain to read the Bible better, beyond reverently to relevantly.
The headlights of this venture into biblical humor will seem less theologically directed than typical Bible study, but the focus should actually explore biblical values more deeply. The undergirding doctrinal principle proceeds from the Will Rogers premise that God must have a sense of humor, since he made us. Humor may be the Bibleâs most direct access into human experience. âWhatever else you care to sayâ about these Bible characters, they strike a lot of us as âquintessentially human.â âThey are three-dimensional beings with a substance to them,â not so much saints as âfellow pilgrims. Like me, they are flawed. They trudge along, step by step, just like most of us mortals. What they share in common is a sense that the call of God is the call to be human, to embrace our humanity in all of its ambiguity.â
D. H. Lawrence thought the novel âthe one bright book of life.â Many of us think the Bible isâthink it deserves to be read as life-affectingly as Lawrence read the novel. So the specific approach of this book will be
enthusiastically literary. That does more than make the Bible easier to read, more accessible and invitational. Reading the Bible as literature makes the most of the best recent scholarship and at the same time taps into the reader-response methods of traditional midrashic close reading. Itâs a
rewarding way to read. After almost half a century of teaching the Bible as literature, I know enough serious Bible readers well enough to know you are likely a first-rate reader of Scripture already. But I guarantee that insofar as weâre missing the literature in it, and particularly the humor in it, we could read the Bible better. In the course of this volume, we will.
Bible Bloopers
Our cultural reluctance about biblical humor isnât helped much by the unfortunate fact that most of the funny things we have noticed in the Bible arenât really there. The drought of our awareness of any kind of mirth in Scripture is so severe it makes us read in mirages of humor, punfully. âWho was the most constipated man in the Bible? Cainâhe wasnât Abel.â âWho was the best financier? Pharaohâs daughter, when she went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.â âWho was the greatest biblical comedian? Samson: he brought the house down.â Yuk yuk. Maybe even yuck.
Part of the reason we resist the notion of humor in the Bible is that this sort of shameless punning is not just not funny, itâs not in the Bible. Not even close. We are understandably reluctant to contribute to a chorus of laughter celebrating that kind of gross misunderstanding, especially when it points an accusing finger at our own obtuseness. We naturally resist chortling at concepts beyond our ken, wisely avoid the obtuseness of rednecks mocking British accents, or opera fans dissing rap music. That kind of uninformed laughter at biblical matters can be as demeaning to the scoffer as it is to the Bible. âFor as the crackling of thorns under a pot, so is the laughter of the fool.â
Weâre nervous about biblical humor even when itâs obviously there. We worry that the most arrogant Bible characters slipping most clumsily on the slickest banana peelings on the very steps of the temple right before our eyes might be funnier for us than for the Bible. Because our amusement is so often âbased on the perception of an incongruity between something dignified and something mean,â we worry we might be laughing at the Bible rather than with it. Weâre susceptible to that kind of uncertainty even in genuinely comic moments. Lack of appreciation of biblical humor makes us hesitant to smile at unmistakably amusing scenesâlike Adam and Eveâs embarrassment, blown so far out of proportion to their perfectly natural nakedness that the juvenile couple, blushing incandescently, tries to hide, fetchingly ineffectually, behind too-scanty leaves in Eden.
Our kneejerk habit of looking away from biblical humor makes us miss moments as inherently funny as Noah planting vines first thing off the boat so he can grow grapes so he can get soused as soon as possible. Or Abraham bidding down the Lord for the sake of those oversexed Sodomites: âWill you take fifty? Will you take forty?â Or Jacob conning his twin out of the birthright through the burlesque travesty of irresistibly delectable boiled beans (perhaps the only such beans in the history of legumes) and a silly goat disguise. Or Leah slyly passing herself off as her prettier sister in the dark of the honeymoon bed of Jacob, the patriarch apparently too drunk to tell the difference. Or Rachel claiming menstrual distress, refusing to rise so her father canât find the filched household icons she sits on in disrespect not only of her father but of the gods. Or Moses dredging up every excuse in the book to try to squirm out of Godâs majestic call out of the burning bush. Or Aaronâs interesting explanation of how the golden calf just happened to form itself from those golden earrings that just happened to be melting over his campfireââI cast it into the fire, and there came out this calf.â Or the Hebrew midwives rescuing death-sentenced newborn babies by means of the zany excuse that their mothers deliver too Quickdraw-McGraw âlively.â Or solemn prophet Balaam lectured by his upstart politically incorrect ass. Or Samson in juvenile delinquent mode...