
Let There Be Facebook
Status Updates from God, Gaga, and Everyone In Between
- 160 pages
- English
- ePUB (mobile friendly)
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Let There Be Facebook
Status Updates from God, Gaga, and Everyone In Between
About this book
The recent discovery of the ancient Ethernets has forever altered the way humanity views its past. Among the many amazing findings is a rich trove of Facebook dispatches that date back to the beginning of time itself. Now a selection of these lost Facebook updates is at last available for the world to see! Noted historians Brylon K. Tilgh, Ph.D., and Dr. Tony Cougarmouth have carefully selected the best status updates, profile pages, and late-night exchanges found on the ancient Facebook, including: GOD and ABRAHAM'S exchange over Isaac's life(God was a real practical joker!) HENRY VIII'S many relationship status updates and the POPE'S responses Live updates from GANDHI'S hunger strike J. EDGAR HOOVER'S interests and hobbies (Fashion, Surveillance, Destroying Lives) The original WOODSTOCK event page and much more.
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Table of contents
- Cover
- Back Cover
- Title Page
- Copyright Page
- Dedication
- Contents
- Introduction
- Chapter 1: God
- Chapter 2: Adam
- Chapter 3: Fruit-Eating Party
- Chapter 4: Abraham
- Chapter 5: Noah
- Chapter 6: News Feed
- Chapter 7: Jonah
- Chapter 8: The Pyramids
- Chapter 9: Alexander the Great
- Chapter 10: Cleopatra
- Chapter 11: Spartacus
- Chapter 12: The Last Supper
- Chapter 13: Jesus Feed
- Chapter 14: A Long, Pleasant Life of Safety and Security Ending in a Peaceful, Non-Sudden Death
- Chapter 15: St. Patrick
- Chapter 16: Crusades Feed
- Chapter 17: Genghis Khan
- Chapter 18: William Wallace
- Chapter 19: The Black Plague
- Chapter 20: Joan of Arc
- Chapter 21: Christopher Columbus
- Chapter 22: Martin Luther
- Chapter 23: Mona Lisa
- Chapter 24: Henry VIII
- Chapter 25: Shakespeare
- Chapter 26: Roanoke Colony
- Chapter 27: Sir Walter Raleigh
- Chapter 28: Pilgrims
- Chapter 29: The First Thanksgiving
- Chapter 30: Pocahontas
- Chapter 31: Salem Witch Trials
- Chapter 32: George Washington
- Chapter 33: Thomas Jefferson
- Chapter 34: Ben Franklin
- Chapter 35: Paul Revere
- Chapter 36: Betsy Ross
- Chapter 37: Marie Antoinette
- Chapter 38: Beethoven
- Chapter 39: Napoleon
- Chapter 40: A Fan Page of the Life of David Crockett of the State of Tennessee, Created by Himself
- Chapter 41: The Alamo
- Chapter 42: James W. Marshall
- Chapter 43: Pony Express
- Chapter 44: Abraham Lincoln
- Chapter 45: Harriet Tubman
- Chapter 46: News Feed
- Chapter 47: Aussie Feed
- Chapter 48: Billy the Kid
- Chapter 49: Vincent van Gogh
- Chapter 50: Arthur Conan Doyle
- Chapter 51: Jack the Ripper
- Chapter 52: Mark Twain
- Chapter 53: George Washington Carver
- Chapter 54: Wilbur Wright
- Chapter 55: Typhoid Mary
- Chapter 56: Albert Einstein
- Chapter 57: Titanic
- Chapter 58: It’s a Long Way to News Feed-erary
- Chapter 59: The Twenties
- Chapter 60: Babe Ruth
- Chapter 61: Scopes Monkey Trial
- Chapter 62: Bill W.
- Chapter 63: Gandhi
- Chapter 64: FDR
- Chapter 65: News Feed
- Chapter 66: Laika
- Chapter 67: J. Edgar Hoover
- Chapter 68: John F. Kennedy
- Chapter 69: Woodstock
- Chapter 70: Elvis
- Chapter 71: Patty Hearst
- Chapter 72: David Berkowitz
- Chapter 73: King Tut
- Chapter 74: Monica Lewinski
- Chapter 75: Lady Baby Gaga
- Acknowledgments
- About the Authors
- Photo Credits
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