The Potty Mouth at the Table
eBook - ePub

The Potty Mouth at the Table

  1. 320 pages
  2. English
  3. ePUB (mobile friendly)
  4. Available on iOS & Android
eBook - ePub

The Potty Mouth at the Table

About this book

From the celebrated author best known for the Idiot Girls' Action-Adventure Club and described as "the funniest writer in the solar system" ( The Miami Herald ) comes a new laugh-out-loud collection of essays on rudeness. Pinterest. Foodies. Anne Frank's underwear. New York Times bestselling author Laurie Notaro—rightfully hailed as "the funniest writer in the solar system" ( The Miami Herald )—spares nothing and no one, least of all herself, in this uproarious new collection of essays on rudeness. With the sardonic, self-deprecating wit that makes us all feel a little better about ourselves for identifying with her, Laurie explores her recent misadventures and explains why it's not her who is nuts, it's them (and okay, sometimes it's her too). Whether confessing that her obsession with buying fabric has reached junior hoarder status or mistaking a friend's heinous tattoo as temporary, Laurie puts her unique spin—sometimes bizarre, always entertaining—on the many perils of modern living in a mannerless society. From shuddering at the graphic Harry Potter erotica conjured up at a writer's group to lamenting the sudden ubiquity of quinoa ("It looks like larvae no matter how you cook it"), The Potty Mouth at the Table is whip-smart, unpredictable, and hilarious. In other words, irresistibly Laurie.

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Information

Publisher
Gallery Books
Year
2013
eBook ISBN
9781451659412

Table of contents

  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Antiques No Show
  4. That Damn Hobo
  5. The Potty Mouth at the Table
  6. Don’t Make Me the Asshole
  7. Legends of the Fall
  8. Striptease
  9. Live from the Bellagio
  10. Writers’ Group
  11. The Accidental Profiler
  12. Tiny Dancer
  13. Fabric Obsession
  14. The GuantĂĄnamo Bay Knitting and Book Club
  15. Busted
  16. Thanksgiving!!!!
  17. Nettle Mind
  18. I Hate Foodies
  19. Hierarchy of Foodies
  20. Am I a Book Snob?
  21. Death Cab for Cooties
  22. The Red Chair
  23. I’m Gonna Get You
  24. Sins of the Pin
  25. Horny
  26. Six Things I Never Want to Hear (Again) While Standing in Line at the Pharmacy
  27. I Only Want to Know If You Have Herpes
  28. Spit Swap Meet
  29. A Handy Manual for a Widower, My Husband
  30. If I Only Had a Brain
  31. Who Said It Was Donut Time?
  32. Yelp Me
  33. You Are Not Invited
  34. Blackout
  35. Rewinding
  36. Acknowledgments
  37. Author Q&A
  38. About Laurie Notaro
  39. Copyright