Confessions of a Wall Street Insider

A Cautionary Tale of Rats, Feds, and Banksters

Michael Kimelman

• Publisher: Skyhorse
• Year: 2017
• Print ISBN:
  9781510713376
• eBook ISBN:
  9781510713383
• Topic: Business
• Subtopic: Business Biographies
• Index: Business

Although he was a suburban husband and father, living a far different life than the "Wolf of Wall Street, " Michael Kimelman had a good run as the cofounder of a hedge fund. He had left a cushy yet suffocating job at a law firm to try his hand at the high-risk life of a proprietary trader — and he did pretty well for himself. But it all came crashing down in the wee hours of November 5, 2009, when the Feds came to his door—almost taking the door off its hinges. While his wife and children were sequestered to a bedroom, Kimelman was marched off in embarrassment in view of his neighbors and TV crews who had been alerted in advance. He was arrested as part of a huge insider trading case, and while he was offered a "sweetheart" no-jail probation plea, he refused, maintaining his innocence.The lion's share of Confessions of a Wall Street Insider was written while Kimelman was an inmate at Lewisburg Penitentiary. In nearly two years behind bars, he reflected on his experiences before incarceration—rubbing elbows and throwing back far too many cocktails with financial titans and major figures in sports and entertainment (including Leonardo DiCaprio, Alex Rodriguez, Ben Bernanke, and Alan Greenspan, to drop a few names); making and losing hundreds of thousands of dollars in daily gambles on the Street; getting involved with the wrong people, who eventually turned on him; realizing that none of that mattered in the end. As he writes: "Stripped of family, friends, time, and humanity, if there's ever a place to give one pause, it's prison... Tomorrow is promised to no one." In Confessions of a Wall Street Insider, he reveals the triumphs, pains, and struggles, and how, in the end, it just might have made him a better person.Skyhorse Publishing, along with our Arcade, Good Books, Sports Publishing, and Yucca imprints, is proud to publish a broad range of biographies, autobiographies, and memoirs. Our list includes biographies on well-known historical figures like Benjamin Franklin, Nelson Mandela, and Alexander Graham Bell, as well as villains from history, such as Heinrich Himmler, John Wayne Gacy, and O. J. Simpson. We have also published survivor stories of World War II, memoirs about overcoming adversity, first-hand tales of adventure, and much more. While not every title we publish becomes a New York Times bestseller or a national bestseller, we are committed to books on subjects that are sometimes overlooked and to authors whose work might not otherwise find a home.

Table of contents

• Cover
• Title Page
• Copyright
• Dedication
• Acknowledgements
• Contents
• Preface
• One · Danger at the Door
• Two · The Human Shredder
• Three · Sunday with Moe
• Four · Into the Lawyer’s Den
• Five · Enter the Datek
• Six · The Trading Game . . .
• Seven · A Star is Born: The Advent of Zvi
• Eight · Here Today, in Limbo
• Nine · Leap of Faith
• Ten · Million Dollar Checks
• Eleven · Fitty
• Twelve · The Undiscovered Country
• Thirteen · Of Banks and Royalty
• Fourteen · MERCS and the Galleon Duo
• Fifteen · The King is Dead
• Sixteen · A Tale of Two Trials
• Seventeen · Pissing Out of the Tent
• Eighteen · And Justice For All
• Nineteen · Guilty
• Twenty · Surrender
• Twenty-One · Rehabilitation
• Epilogue
• Publisher’s Note
• About the Author