In the eighties there was a very funny, successful Bay Areaâtheater director/actor named Doug Johnson who moved to L.A. and became an extremely successful commercial actor. Youâd see him all over TV in all kinds of commercials, and, like all successful commercial actors, he appeared mostly in small parts:
one-liners, a guy in a crowd who reacts to something off-camera, the snoring
husband, a guy walking by a swimming pool who gets splashedâall kinds of little bits and stuff. (And every performance was golden, by the way.) Sadly, Doug isnât with us anymore, but if he was still here, Iâm sure heâd tell you that if you treat every part as if it were a big one, youâll book lots of small ones. Itâs good advice because every part you read for is importantâno matter how smallâbecause itâs a job. The key to being successful as a commercial actor over a long period of time is to work! work! work! by doing small parts. The secret is that you must treat every audition like itâs a call for a big meaty part or a reoccurring character appearing in a long-running campaign. Thatâs how you get the small ones.
So, with that thought squarely in mind, for the sake of getting the most out of this book, and as a way to cover all the bases, letâs set the bar high and assume that all auditions are for major parts. If we base everything we do on the concept that each job is a big one, then eventually, youâll prepare for each audition with the energy thatâs required for a big endeavor. Youâll be way ahead of the pack.
Letâs take a look at commercials themselves, too.
Yes, sadly, when you turn on the TV you see a lot of crappy ads. All those horrid mattress spots and lowbrow local car ads annoy me, too, and they give a bad name to my profession, but, unfortunately, everybody goes out on calls for stuff like that. Itâs the real world. So, what should we do? Well, if we assume here
that all the commercials youâll be auditioning for are crappy, then you may end
up doing crappy work. So, to make your experience with this book worthwhile (and
as part of my quest to eradicate bad commercials from the world), weâll also
assume that all commercials are good onesâyou know, funny, memorable, award-winning ads for big-time name brands that have big-time ad agencies and directors creating them. It just seems to make sense that approaching commercials with a positive mind-set here in this book, and especially in real-life, will elevate your thinking and your attitude and should help you be better prepared for most situations youâll encounter. The upside is that if you land a part standing next to that crazy furniture-store owner/spokesman with the bad toupee, hopefully, youâll be able to do us all a favor by applying what youâve learned and making it a better commercial.
| | You versus the Business of Commercial Acting |
Iâm not going to quote all those labor statistics about how many people become actors every day and how just a few SAG actors make all the money. Youâre either someone whoâs deciding to be an actor and all the horror stories be damned, or youâre somebody whoâs already made big sacrifices by becoming an actor; youâre dedicated, and you know how difficult it can be. So do I, and I wish you the best.
In any case, youâve been compelled to be an actor for various reasons, and Iâll bet the most important are based on how acting makes you feel. It can be very rewarding in many personal ways. But thereâs something else. Aside from all your âburning desire,â and the feeling that this is what youâre destined to do, and the fact that performing gives you a rush that few people can comprehend, thereâs one thing that some of you have discovered. Whether youâre enrolled in a drama curriculum in college, or drama school, or playing in little theater, or âbig theatah,â or taking scene-study classes, or whether you live in New York, L.A., or another large urban area and youâre getting some TV and film rolesâwherever you areâsomewhere along the line youâve come to the conclusion that, âYou know what? Iâm pretty damn good!â The applause, the better roles, the nods from your peers, and the hand on your shoulder from your acting teacher have validated this.
And, maybe youâve discovered something extremely importantâ an element of your ability that will be your key to becoming a successful commercial actor.
Youâve discovered the incredible value of being.
CAN YOU âACT?â
Hopefully, youâve found out that thereâs no such thing as acting anymore, is there? Really, acting is the wrong term. âActingâ is pretending. The new term is âbeing,â and being is the pure state of existence that makes situations real. (For familiarityâs sake, throughout this book, Iâll use the words act or acting, but I really mean being.)
Oddly enough, you may look at a TV commercial and say, âYeah, but that looks so unreal.â Donât think that way. Because honest to goodness, when it comes to TV commercials, ad agencies and directors want to see someone that we believe. We want somebody who is that person in the commercial.
TIP: Forget about acting. Ad agencies want to see people who are real.
We donât want to see any pretend acting. Acting gets in the way of reality. We want people who are being.
âRight!â you say. âIâll buy that. I think Iâm pretty good at being ⌠um, er, acting.â
Okay, you can act. But can you act in commercials?
Really. Itâs one thing to be able to clop around stage in a gown and bodice, all covered in makeup, and spew out iambic pentameter as nicely as Judi Dench and have people believe you, and itâs another to look directly into a camera and talk about vaginal dryness and have people not only believe you, but go out and buy the product.
How do you find this out? Do yourself (and the worldâs ad agencies) a favor and take a commercial-acting or audition class. (Or, short of that, seek out some like-minded actors, tape some commercials, transcribe the action and the copy, and try out some moves on each other.)
TIP: The only way to find out if you can actually handle acting in commercials is to take commercial classes.
By taking commercial classes, youâll have opportunities to determine if you can really be believable playing bizarre characters in the most twisted situations you can imagine. Youâll learn if you can talk directly to a camera. Youâll find out whether or not you can take a small piece of business that seems inherently inane and turn it into a moment that makes total sense. Youâll discover whether or not you can take a line of dialogue or a simple gesture and make millions of people think youâve got the answer to their most intimate problems. Youâd be surprised how many actors come into an audition and canât do something as simple as take a walk across a room. Itâs true.
Actors who are relaxed, natural, and believable in totally unbelievable situations are actors weâre interested in. If, however, in the classroom you discover that there are aspects of commercial acting that are too intimidating or just make you squeamishly uncomfortable, then you may want to make the decision to stick with acting experiences that are more enriching for you. Youâre not gonna make it in commercials, my friend, because believe it or not, weâll clearly see that you canât hack it right there on your initial audition tape. And you wonât even get a callback.
GET SERIOUS
Okay, so youâre not âacting.â Or, at least you think youâre not acting. You think youâre good at being.
So, why do you want to do commercials?
I can see you scrunching up your face and coming up with some good reasonsâwhich you probably have. But a lot of actors want to do commercials for the wrong reasons. And, just like a bad poker player who âtellsâ the other players heâs bluffing by nervously scratching his ear or lighting a cigarette, when these actors appear on tape or in the studio, they show us that theyâre just fooling, too.
Hereâs where theyâre coming from:
Many actors think that a âlookâ and a fair amount of talent is all they need to walk right in and start working.
Some actors go out on calls thinking theyâll pick up a little work even while feeling deep down inside that working in commercials is âslumming.â Commercials are beneath them, not as pure as film, or, especially, âtheatah.â âWell, it isnât art,â as some holier-than-thou once said.
Both of these attitudes tie into the biggest misconception of all: Commercials look easy to do. No. They look like easy money. Actors (and ordinary folk) sit at home on the couch watching commercials and they see somebody react or smile or take a swig of cola or whatever and they say, âCome on, itâs gotta be a piece of cake. A couple of minuteâs work, and wait for the checks to roll in. Ka-ching!â
Hereâs something that my old friend, Troy Evans, told me. Troy started acting in a little theater in Montana over thirty years ago and has been hard at work ever since. Heâs never given up, and the result has been long-running roles on shows like China Beach and ER, dozens of movies playing people like John Travoltaâs friend in Michael, and a good share of commercials along the way.
âPeople ask me this maybe twenty-five times a year, âArenât you that guy on ER? That actor?â And I say, âYes, I am.â Then, they ask, âHowâd you get in on that?â People donât view it as something you do, they view it as something you get in on. Like, how did Barry Bonds get in on baseball! Well, he worked his ass off from the time he was a little kid, and he continues to.â
TIP: If you think this looks like an easy way to make money, you donât have a prayer in this business.
Actors who are guided by that kind of thinking arenât really offending anyone. But theyâre hurting their chances for success because what theyâre really saying is that they arenât serious about this business. Too bad, because commercials attract a lot of highly motivated people, and people who take it seriously get the bookings. Thatâs not to say that you shouldnât pursueâother acting avenues while you try to work in commercialsâ everybody does but if youâre going to do this, DO IT FOR KEEPS. Ladies and gentlemen, thereâs a lot at stake when you walk into that audition studio. Yes, you could book a job that pays you $35,000. Thatâs the kind of high-altitude money that can give you a nosebleed. You could book a job that pays much lessâsay, a couple of car paymentsâ worth. Thatâs good, too. Or, you could book a part that gets you noticed. âŚ
âYeah, yeah, yeah,â youâre thinking. âExcuse me. Time out. The money and everything aside, all Iâm doing is just coming in to read for a part, right?â
Hmm. Well, yes, but if you think thatâs all there is to it, then youâre missing out on an important consideration that leaves so many actors wondering why theyâre not getting anywhere. Thereâs something else at stake that many actors donât open their eyes to:
The people who sit back there in the dark on the opposite side of the room.
You must take a look at it from the ad agencyâs side. Weâre responsible for spending $100,000 or $250,000 or $1,000,000 or more of our clientsâ money for one thirty-second TV commercial, solely for the purpose of selling something of theirs. Thatâs our job. The cost, and, therefore, the agencyâs responsibility, creates huge pressure on us to succeed. Understandably, we take this very seriously. And if you come in and youâre not as serious as we are, then we donât want you! If youâre not serious, believe me, we can see it and smell it. Just like sitting across the table from the bad poker player who âtells,â we can spot someone with a half-assed attitude the minute they appear on the tape of the initial call.
TIP: Agency people and directors can usually spot the people who donât take commercials seriously.
Thereâs another thing you should know up front: Most advertising people havenât been in the entertainment business. They donât talk your language. They donât have an appreciation for your craft or what itâs like to be an actor, and, therefore, theyâre not going to treat you with the understanding that you may be used to. They donât make traditional casting decisions. In their minds, the final decision between you and another talented actor who looks just as right for the part as you do may not be about your being right for the part at all. It may come down to, âAre you a person we want to work with?â An actor who seems to be taking the situation lightly isnât somebody we want to work with.
TIP: Most agency people donât appreciate the task of acting and the vagaries of the entertainment business.
Another huge, snarling enemy of casting decisions is time. Not the thirty-second time frame of a TV spot (weâll get to that), but the time it takes to produce those thirty seconds. The production pace for a commercial is so insanely fast youâd think you should wear a helmet. Thatâs why auditioning for a commercial is a much different experience than auditioning for theater, film, or television. The timeframe, starting from the agencyâs initial preproduction meeting with the director, through the casting process to the end of the shoot, may take only tw...