The Wind
in the
Willows
Chapter 1. The River Bank
The Mole had been working very hard all the morning, spring-cleaning his little home. First with brooms, then with dusters; then on ladders and steps and chairs, with a brush and a pail of whitewash; till he had dust in his throat and eyes, and splashes of whitewash all over his black fur, and an aching back and weary arms. Spring was moving in the air above and in the earth below and around him, penetrating even his dark and lowly little house with its spirit of divine discontent and longing. It was small wonder, then, that he suddenly flung down his brush on the floor, said āBother!ā and āO blow!ā and also āHang spring-cleaning!ā and bolted out of the house without even waiting to put on his coat. Something up above was calling him imperiously, and he made for the steep little tunnel which answered in his case to the gravelled carriage-drive owned by animals whose residences are nearer to the sun and air. So he scraped and scratched and scrabbled and scrooged and then he scrooged again and scrabbled and scratched and scraped, working busily with his little paws and muttering to himself, āUp we go! Up we go!ā till at last, pop! his snout came out into the sunlight, and he found himself rolling in the warm grass of a great meadow.
āThis is fine!ā he said to himself. āThis is better than whitewashing!ā The sunshine struck hot on his fur, soft breezes caressed his heated brow, and after the seclusion of the cellarage he had lived in so long the carol of happy birds fell on his dulled hearing almost like a shout. Jumping off all his four legs at once, in the joy of living and the delight of spring without its cleaning, he pursued his way across the meadow till he reached the hedge on the further side.
āHold up!ā said an elderly rabbit at the gap. āSixpence for the privilege of passing by the private road!ā He was bowled over in an instant by the impatient and contemptuous Mole, who trotted along the side of the hedge chaffing the other rabbits as they peeped hurriedly from their holes to see what the row was about. āOnion-sauce! Onion-sauce!ā he remarked jeeringly, and was gone before they could think of a thoroughly satisfactory reply. Then they all started grumbling at each other. āHow stupid you are! Why didnāt you tell himāā āWell, why didnāt you sayāā āYou might have reminded himāā and so on, in the usual way; but, of course, it was then much too late, as is always the case.
āOnion-sauce! Onion-sauce!ā he remarked jeeringly, and was gone before they could think of a thoroughly satisfactory reply.
It all seemed too good to be true. Hither and thither through the meadows he rambled busily, along the hedgerows, across the copses, finding everywhere birds building, flowers budding, leaves thrustingāeverything happy, and progressive, and occupied. And instead of having an uneasy conscience pricking him and whispering āwhitewash!ā he somehow could only feel how jolly it was to be the only idle dog among all these busy citizens. After all, the best part of a holiday is perhaps not so much to be resting yourself, as to see all the other fellows busy working.
He thought his happiness was complete when, as he meandered aimlessly along, suddenly he stood by the edge of a full-fed river. Never in his life had he seen a river beforeāthis sleek, sinuous, full-bodied animal, chasing and chuckling, gripping things with a gurgle and leaving them with a laugh, to fling itself on fresh playmates that shook themselves free, and were caught and held again. All was a-shake and a-shiverāglints and gleams and sparkles, rustle and swirl, chatter and bubble. The Mole was bewitched, entranced, fascinated. By the side of the river he trotted as one trots, when very small, by the side of a man who holds one spell-bound by exciting stories; and when tired at last, he sat on the bank, while the river still chattered on to him, a babbling procession of the best stories in the world, sent from the heart of the earth to be told at last to the insatiable sea.
As he sat on the grass and looked across the river, a dark hole in the bank opposite, just above the waterās edge, caught his eye, and dreamily he fell to considering what a nice snug dwelling-place it would make for an animal with few wants and fond of a bijou riverside residence, above flood level and remote from noise and dust. As he gazed, something bright and small seemed to twinkle down in the heart of it, vanished, then twinkled once more like a tiny star. But it could hardly be a star in such an unlikely situation; and it was too glittering and small for a glow-worm. Then, as he looked, it winked at him, and so declared itself to be an eye; and a small face began gradually to grow up round it, like a frame round a picture.
A brown little face, with whiskers.
A grave round face, with the same twinkle in its eye that had first attracted his notice.
Small neat ears and thick silky hair.
It was the Water Rat!
Then the two animals stood and regarded each other cautiously.
āHullo, Mole!ā said the Water Rat.
āHullo, Rat!ā said the Mole.
āWould you like to come over?ā enquired the Rat presently.
āOh, itās all very well to talk,ā said the Mole, rather pettishly, he being new to a river and riverside life and its ways.
The Rat said nothing, but stooped and unfastened a rope and hauled on it; then lightly stepped into a little boat which the Mole had not observed. It was painted blue outside and white within, and was just the size for two animals; and the Moleās whole heart went out to it at once, even though he did not yet fully understand its uses.
The Rat sculled smartly across and made fast. Then he held up his fore-paw as the Mole stepped gingerly down. āLean on that!ā he said. āNow then, step lively!ā and the Mole to his surprise and rapture found himself actually seated in the stern of a real boat.
āThis has been a wonderful day!ā said he, as the Rat shoved off and took to the sculls again. āDo you know, Iāve never been in a boat before in all my life.ā
āWhat?ā cried the Rat, open-mouthed: āNever been in aāyou neverāwell Iāwhat have you been doing, then?ā
āIs it so nice as all that?ā asked the Mole shyly, though he was quite prepared to believe it as he leant back in his seat and surveyed the cushions, the oars, the rowlocks, and all the fascinating fittings, and felt the boat sway lightly under him.
āNice? Itās the only thing,ā said the Water Rat solemnly, as he leant forward for his stroke. āBelieve me, my young friend, there is nothingāabsolute nothingāhalf so much worth doing as simply messing about in boats. Simply messing,ā he went on dreamily: āmessingāaboutāināboats; messingāā
āLook ahead, Rat!ā cried the Mole suddenly.
It was too late. The boat struck the bank full tilt. The dreamer, the joyous oarsman, lay on his back at the bottom of the boat, his heels in the air.
āāabout in boatsāor with boats,ā the Rat went on composedly, picking himself up with a pleasant laugh. āIn or out of āem, it doesnāt matter. Nothing seems really to matter, thatās the charm of it. Whether you get away, or whether you donāt; whether you arrive at your destination or whether you reach somewhere else, or whether you never get anywhere at all, youāre always busy, and you never do anything in particular; and when youāve done it thereās always something else to do, and you can do it if you like, but youād much better not. Look here! If youāve really nothing else on hand this morning, supposing we drop down the river together, and have a long day of it?ā
The Mole waggled his toes from sheer happiness, spread his chest with a sigh of full contentment, and leaned back blissfully into the soft cushions. āWhat a day Iām having!ā he said. āLet us start at once!ā
āHold hard a minute, then!ā said the Rat. He looped the painter through a ring in his landing-stage, climbed up into his hole above, and after a short interval reappeared staggering under a fat wicker luncheon-basket.
āShove that under your feet,ā he observed to the Mole, as he passed it down into the boat. Then he untied the painter and took the sculls again.
āWhatās inside it?ā asked the Mole, wriggling with curiosity.
āThereās cold chicken inside it,ā replied the Rat briefly; ācoldtonguecoldhamcoldbeefpickledgherkinssaladfrenchrollscresssandwichespottedmeatgingerbeerlemonadesodawaterāā
āO stop, stop,ā cried the Mole in ecstacies: āThis is too much!ā
āDo you really think so?ā enquired the Rat seriously. āItās only what I always take on these little excursions; and the other animals are always telling me that Iām a mean beast and cut it very fine!ā
The Mole never heard a word he was saying. Absorbed in the new life he was entering upon, intoxicated with the sparkle, the ripple, the scents and the sounds and the sunlight, he trailed a paw in the water and dreamed long waking dreams. The Water Rat, like the good little fellow he was, sculled steadily on and forebore to disturb him.
āI like your clothes awfully, old chap,ā he remarked after some half an hour or so had passed. āIām going to get a black velvet smoking-suit myself someday, as soon as I can afford it.ā
āShove that under your feet,ā he observed to the Mole, as he passed it down into the boat.
āI beg your pardon,ā said the Mole, pulling himself together with an effort. āYou must think me very rude; but all this is so new to me. SoāthisāisāaāRiver!ā
āThe River,ā corrected the Rat.
āAnd you really live by the river? What a jolly life!ā
āBy it and with it and on it and in it,ā said the Rat. āItās brother and sister to me, and aunts, and company, and food and drink, and (naturally) washing. Itās my world, and I donāt want any other. What it hasnāt got is not worth having, and what it doesnāt know is not worth knowing. Lord! the times weāve had together! Whether in winter or summer, spring or autumn, itās always got its fun and its excitements. When the floods are on in February, and my cellars and basement are brimming with drink thatās no good to me, and the brown water runs by my best bedroom window; or again when it all drops away and shows patches of mud that smells like plum-cake, and the rushes and weed clog the channels, and I can potter about dry shod over most of the bed of it and find fresh food to eat, and things careless people have dropped out of boats!ā
āBut isnāt it a bit dull at times?ā the Mole ventured to ask. āJust you and the river, and no one else to pass a word with?ā
āNo one else toāwell, I mustnāt be hard on you,ā said the Rat with forbearance. āYouāre new to it, and of course you donāt know. The bank is so crowded nowadays that many people are moving away altogether: O no, it isnāt what it used to be, at all. Otters, kingfishers, dabchicks, moorhens, all of them about all day long and always wanting you to do somethingāas if a fellow had no business of his own to attend to!ā
āWhat lies over there?ā asked the Mole, waving a paw towards a background of woodland that darkly framed the water-meadows on one side of the river.
āThat? O, thatās just the Wild Wood,ā said the Rat shortly. āWe donāt go there very much, we river-bankers.ā
āArenāt theyāarenāt they very nice people in there?ā said the Mole, a trifle nervously.
āW-e-ll,ā replied the Rat, ālet me see. The squirrels are all right. And the rabbitsāsome of āem, but rabbits are a mixed lot. And then thereās Badger, of course. He lives right in the heart of it; wouldnāt live anywhere else, either, if you paid him to do it. Dear old Badger! Nobody interferes with him. Theyād better not,ā he added significantly.
āWhy, who should interfere with him?ā asked the Mole.
āWell, of courseāthereāare others,ā explained the Rat in a hesitating sort of way. āWeaselsāand stoatsāand foxesāand so on. Theyāre all right in a wayāIām very good friends with themāpass the time of day when we meet, and all thatābut they break out sometimes, thereās no denying it, and thenāwell, you canāt really trust them, and thatās the fact.ā
The Mole knew well that it is quite against animal-etiquette to dwell on possible trouble ahead, or even to allude to it; so he dropped the subject.
āAnd beyond the Wild Wood again?ā he asked: āWhere itās all blue and dim, and one sees what may be hills or perhaps they maynāt, and something like the smoke of towns, or is it only cloud-drift?ā
āBeyond the Wild Wood comes the Wide World,ā said the Rat. āAnd thatās something that doesnāt matter, either to you or me. Iāve never been there, and Iām never going, nor you either, if youāve got any sense at all. Donāt ever refer to it again, please. Now then! Hereās our backwater at last, where weāre going to lunch.ā
Leaving the main stream, they now passed into what seemed at first sight like a little land-locked lake. Green turf sloped down to either edge, brown snaky tree-roots gleamed below the surface of the quiet water, while ahead of them the silvery shoulder and foamy tumble of a weir, arm-in-arm with a restless dripping mill-wheel, that held up in its turn a grey-gabled mill-house, filled the air with a soothing murmur of sound, dull and smothery, yet with little clear voices speaking up cheerfully out of it at intervals. It was so very beautiful that the Mole could only hold up both forepaws and gasp, āO my! O my! O my!ā
The Rat brought the boat alongside the bank, made her fast, helped the still awkward Mole safely ashore, and swung out the luncheon-basket. The Mole begged as a favour to be allowed to unpack it all by himself; and the Rat was very pleased to indulge him, and to sprawl at full length on the grass and rest, while his excited friend shook out the table-cloth and spread it, took out all the mysterious packets one by one and arranged their contents in due order, still gasping, āO my! O my!ā at each fresh revelation. When all was ready, the Rat said, āNow, pitch in, old fellow!ā and the Mole was indeed very glad to obey, for he had started his spring-cleaning at a very early hour that morning, as people will do, and had not paused for bite or sup; and he had been through a very great deal since that distant time which now seemed so many days ago.
The Mole begged as a favour to be allowed to unpack it all by himself.
āWhat are you looking at?ā said the Rat presently, when the edge of their hunger was somewhat dulled, and the Moleās eyes were able to wander off the table-cloth a little.
āI am looking,ā said the Mole, āat a streak of bubbles that I see travelling along the surface of the water. That is a thing that strikes me as funny.ā
āBubbles? Oho!ā said the Rat, and chirruped cheerily in an inviting sort of way.
A broad glistening muzzle showed itself above the edge of the bank, and the Otter hauled himself out and shook the water from his coat.
āGreedy beggars!ā he observed, making for the provender. āWhy didnāt you invite me, Ratty?ā
āThis was an impromptu affair,ā explained the Rat. āBy the wayāmy friend Mr. Mole.ā
āProud, Iām sure,ā said the Otter, and the two animals were friends forthwith.
āSuch a rumpus everywhere!ā continued the Otter. āAll the world seems out on the river today. I came up this backwater to try and get a momentās peace, and then stumble upon you fellows!āAt leastāI beg pardonāI donāt exactly mean that, you know.ā
There was a rustle behind them, proceeding from a hedge wherein last yearās leaves still clung thick, and a stripy head, with high shoulders behind it, peered forth on them.
āCome on, old Badger!ā shouted the Rat.
The Badger trotted forward a pace or two; then grunted, āHām! Company,ā and turned his back and disappeared from view.
āThatās just the sort of fellow he is!ā observed the disappointed Rat. āSimply hates Society! Now we shanāt see any more of him today. Well, tell us, whoās out on the river?ā
āToadās out, for one,ā replied the Otter. āIn his brand-new wager-boat; new togs, new everything!ā
The two animals looked at each other and laughed.
āOnce, it was nothing but sailing,ā said the Rat, āThen he tired of that and took to punting. Nothing would please him but to punt all day and every day, and a nice mess he made of it. Last year it was house-boating, and we all had to go and stay with him in his houseboat, and pretend we liked it. He was going to spend the rest of his life in a house-boat. Itās all the same, whatever he takes up; he gets tired of it, and starts on something fresh.ā
āSuch a good fellow, too,ā remarked the Ot...