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Undetectable
About this book
Sex is easy. Intimacy is hard.
A tender, funny and uplifting love story for the post-chemsex generation.
Hunky dream boy Lex and bright spark Bradley are falling for each other. Big time. After three months, Lex has decided that tonight's the night⌠but Bradley's not so sure he wants to go all the way.
With wisdom, wit and honesty, Tom Wright's bold new play explores the delicate emotions, moral dilemmas and personal demons we all take to bed with us.
A tender, funny and uplifting love story for the post-chemsex generation.
Hunky dream boy Lex and bright spark Bradley are falling for each other. Big time. After three months, Lex has decided that tonight's the night⌠but Bradley's not so sure he wants to go all the way.
With wisdom, wit and honesty, Tom Wright's bold new play explores the delicate emotions, moral dilemmas and personal demons we all take to bed with us.
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Undetectable
Lights out. When suddenly . . .
Bradley I said stop!
Lex pings to his feet. Startled. He turns on a lamp. He stands in just his fitted briefs. Damn. He has a great body. Bradley remains on the bed wearing boxer shorts and a t-shirt. He rolls over and hides his face in the pillow.
Lex Are you ok?
Bradley No.
Lex What happened? Did I hurt you?
Bradley No. No.
Lex What happened then?
Bradley It doesnât matter. Iâm embarrassed now.
Lex Donât worry about it.
Bradley Ok, thanks babe. Thatâs placated any drop of discomfort.
Lex Did I do something?
Bradley Yes. No. Yes. No!
Lex Ok, I feel like Iâm getting some mixed signals?
Bradley Just come back over here. Please.
Lex Are you sure?
Bradley No . . . Iâm kidding! Come here, you. Cuddle me.
Lex We donât have to do anything. We can just chill.
Bradley Really?
Lex Really!
Bradley Great. Letâs chill.
Beat.
Lex Youâre annoyed.
Bradley Iâm not annoyed. Iâm ready to chill.
Beat.
Are you annoyed?
Lex No. Chilling is great.
Beat.
Or we could just do other things?
Bradley Babe, that chill lasted about ten seconds.
Lex And thatâs a bad thing? Youâre sexy! And weâve been chilling for three months.
Bradley Oh, how sweet, youâve been counting?
Lex Exactly three amazing months weâve spent together. Iâm excited!
Bradley Oh shit.
Beat.
Iâm sorry.
Lex Youâre nervous. Itâs ok.
Bradley I shouldnât have drank.
Lex It was a party! Can I kiss you?
Bradley I just need a moment.
Lex We can do whatever you want. Or not want. Youâre in control. You da man.
Bradley And are you the voice of the patriarchy?
Lex Get your bitch ass in the kitchen and make me some pie!
Beat.
Itâs a joke. I meant . . . Fuck sake. Please kiss me and shut me up.
Bradley gives him a small peck.
Lex Do you want to see me naked?
Bradley Oh my God. Youâre so extra!
Lex We havenât seen each other. Might as well call it out. Itâs scary right?
Bradley It is now.
Lex Now whoâs being extra?
Bradley Iâve seen bits of you.
Lex That doesnât count.
Bradley Tell that to your fan club.
Lex What?
Bradley Your thirsty twink society.
Lex Youâve shown people our photos?
Bradley No, baby. Who does that? You just live that hoe life on Insta.
Lex Thatâs business.
Bradley Oh! And Iâm just another happy customer?
Lex Any pics I DM are for your eyes only.
Bradley Come on! Like they werenât your stock nudes.
Lex I took those for you!
Bradley Why you lying?
Lex I was courting.
Bradley Leading with your assets?
Lex Giving you the opportunity to tap out.
Bradley Really? So you would blank someone after seeing their nudes?
Lex Isnât that the point?
Bradley Then I clearly have to accumulate my best images and password protect that thirst trap.
Lex If I sent out-of-date selfies then you wouldâve run a mile when you saw me.
Bradley Like thatâs ever happened to you.
Lex Because I send up-to-date nudes. Hot off the press!
Bradley So you just dropped everything at work and miraculously found the right lighting, the right angle and reliable 4G?
Lex Yes! I had to wait ages for a cubicle and someone had taken a huge â
Bradley Alright! Baby, why are you wasting your energy? Everyone has stock nudes, standard....
Table of contents
- Cover
- Title Page
- Contents
- Cast
- Creative
- A Letter from the Artistic Director
- Support the Head Theatre
- Kingâs Head Theatre Timeline
- Authorâs Thanks
- Dedication
- Characters
- Undetectable
- eCopyright