ACT ONE
Summer
1
GAVIâs garage.
A variety of chairs are placed in a semicircle, accompanied by a rusty garden table, a kettle, a few mugs, a plate thatâs constantly piled high with Club biscuits and a flip chart that has âWeek 1 â Go Get It!â written on it.
GAVI stands in front of the empty chairs, adrenaline pumping through him.
DAWN and JEN are sitting amongst the chairs, wearing oversized T-shirts that say, âGo Get It!â
The three of them wait in silence. DAWN unwraps a biscuit and eats it. Itâs all a bit tense.
DAWN. To be fair, I think Bake Off starts tonight.
Beat.
JEN. Doesnât start until eight though, does it?
Maybe we should just start? Can always recap when everyone else gets here.
DAWN picks up a bucket and gives it a little swing.
DAWN. When you said weâd be doing bucket lists, I didnât think you meant literally!
GAVI. Theyâre on standby. You know my bathroom floor? Yeah, itâs sort of not really there any more.
DAWN. Bloody hell.
GAVI. Dodgy shower, few leaks⊠what you gonna do?
JEN.âŠCall a plumber?
GAVI. Nah itâs cool â
DAWN. Just ask Stu â
GAVI. Iâll sort it.
GAVI jumps around a bit, taking short, sharp breaths â getting himself into the zone.
Right! Letâs do this, shall we?
His big moment. He speaks with passion and enthusiasm â heâs clearly rehearsed it.
Ladies and⊠welcome to Go Get It! Staplefordâs very own motivational meetings. A haven, a family, a community. Here to inspire, create and motivate. Let me ask you, how would you like a life that is rich with possibilities, excitement and opportunities? Life is precious, so be honest with yourself, do you spend your days truly embracing it? Or do you spend your days comparing yourself to others? Aimlessly scrolling through social media whenever you â ?
DAWNâs alarm goes off, a harsh and unpleasant horn-like sound.
DAWN. Sorry, I thought Iâd switched thatâŠ
She turns it off.
Sorry Gavi.
GAVI. No worries. So do you, do youâŠ
He loses track.
JEN. Scroll.
GAVI. Do you aimlessly scroll through social media whenever you get a minute to yourself? Weâre becoming like robots. We are going through life forgetting our purposes, our passions, our raison dâĂȘtre. Yesterday is the past, tomorrow is the future, today is a gift and that, my friends, is why they call it the present.
DAWN. Iâve got that on a fridge magnet.
GAVI. So thatâs why together â and this is the exciting bit â weâre gonna change that here at Go Get It. Right here. Right now.
He fist-pumps the air again, whooping. He turns the flip chart over to a page that says âGOALSâ.
So today, weâre gonna tackle the big G⊠Goals! Dawn, when was the last time you pushed yourself out of your comfort zone?
JEN. Last week she did her big shop at Morrisons instead of ASDA.
DAWN. I can live out of my comfort zone.
JEN. When?
DAWN thinks.
DAWN. Went to that Latin dance class on my own.
GAVI. Yes Dawn! And did you enjoy it?
DAWN. Hated it.
GAVI. But you went alone! That says a lot about you.
JEN. Only âcause Stef dropped out at the last minute. Dad literally had to shove her out the door.
DAWN. And when was the last time you put yourself out of your comfort zone?
JEN. Every day since living back with you.
GAVI enthusiastically taps the board.
GAVI. Dawn, here at Go Get It, Iâd like you to achieve something that scares you, that inspires you, that challenges you. So, by the end of our first term in six weeksâ time, what is the one thing youâd like to achieve?
She goes to speak but hesitates.
This is a safe space.
DAWN takes a deep breath and stands up.
JEN. What you standing up / for?
DAWN. I want to start a little⊠group.
JEN hangs her head.
Forget it.
GAVI. No, go on! What sort of group?
DAWN.âŠA paranormal one.
GAVI. Paranormal� Right. Great!
Sorry, when you say âparanormalâ, what exactly does that involve?
JEN. Absolute nutters.
DAWN. Oh, Iâm not talking about it. Not whilst sheâs here. (To JEN.) Youâre just like your dad.
JEN. What, sane?
DAWN. Small-minded.
JEN. Ever since Mum went to see Psychic Sandra at The Feathers Tavern, sheâs convinced our house is haunted. Even though it was built in 1981.
DAWN. Itâs not the age, itâs the energy. (To GAVI.) See? This is what I have to put up with day in, day out. My dreams being shattered by her and Stu.
JEN rolls her eyes.
Every night for the last few weeks, at around 2.30 a.m., Iâve been woken up by this tugging on the covers⊠Otis would always tug at the covers when he wanted to go out. And what time did he die? 2.30.
GAVI. Otis as in your â
JEN. Dead cat.
DAWN. Explain that.
GAVI.âŠRight, okay, so with this paranormal group, what can we do to help you?
DAWN. Turn up?
GAVI. I meant more in terms of resources.
DAWN. Well, Iâd need a venue. And people. Iâve got all the tools already.
GAVI. Tools?
DAWN. Yeah, to contact them.
GAVI. Them?
JEN. The spirits Gavi, come on, keep up.
GAVI writes on the flip chart âDawn â Goal â Paranormal Groupâ.
GAVI. Okay! Dawn, you have six weeks to achieve your goal. And if you donât, you need to pledge ...