DONâT LET ME DIE IN THIS PLACE
My son Jack says Iâm being difficult. Itâs dinnertime. Itâs hot as hell. The mongrel children are kicking each other under the table, yapping and giggling senselessly. The wifeâs coming at me with spoonfuls of cold, clumpy porridge. Each time the spoon hovers close to my face my foreign daughter-in-law opens her mouth like sheâs instructing me by example. I hate it when she does this. Itâs demeaning. I know how to eat, thank you very much. And while Iâve learned to accept with dignity the fact that I canât really feed myself anymoreâand while, hell, Iâve even learned to live with wearing a bib during mealsâevery time my sonâs wife opens her mouth like that itâs almost enough to set my dead right arm to shaking.
âJack, please tell her to stop,â I say, the spoon so close I could lick it, the wife with her lips parted stupidly again. âTell her I hate it when she opens her mouth like that.â But my son just gapes at me, sighs, and says, âDonât be difficult, Father,â like Iâm some child misbehaving in a department store.
The wife looks at me, looks at Jack, shoves the spoon back into the porridge bowl. She gets up from the table. The mongrels quiet down for the first time all evening. âEnough,â the wife says in English to my son, throwing up her hands. âI no do this no more, okay? He eat by himself now, Jack.â Jack sighs again, calls after the wife by her name. He says, âTidaâ,â but sheâs already halfway out of the kitchen, muttering to herself in Thai like some crazy.
Jack blinks at me, frowning. âNice,â he says, getting up to follow her. âMission accomplished, Father.â
âWhat? What the hell did I do now?â
But my son just throws down his napkin and goes to fetch his Thai wife. Soon itâs just the mongrels and me staring at each other. A mosquito buzzes in my ear. I reach out with my good left hand to swat it. I miss. The only thing I manage to kill in that ear is the hearing. I watch the girl say something to the little boy in Thai. The boy looks at me wide-eyed. âStop,â I tell them, though neither of my grandchildren speak much English. âYou shouldnât stare. Itâs rude.â
To my surprise they seem to understand because they start looking at their half-empty plates like theyâve suddenly cultivated an interest in china. So I sit for a while and look at my foreign grandchildren trying not to look at me. I try to get my hearing back, pick at the assaulted eardrum with my good left hand. I glance over at the bowl of porridge, and suddenly Iâm hungrier than Iâve been in a very long time.
* * *
Jackâs washing my back with a coarse sponge. Given the eveningâs events, my sonâs scrubbing me quite hard tonight. Iâm rocking from the brash, rough motion. I feel a little bad about thingsâthe wife never came back to dinnerâso I try to keep quiet. But thereâs only so much passive-aggressive scrubbing a man can take from his only son.
âDammit, Jack,â I finally say. âClean me. Donât skin me.â
He stops. He comes around and starts wiping down my torso. He doesnât look me in the eye. Jack hates to look when I bathe. Heâs embarrassed by my nakedness. If thereâs anybody who should be embarrassed itâs probably me. Heâs not the one who canât bathe himself.
âWhatâs it going to take, Father?â he says now, directly at my navel, the sponge cold and prickly against the folds of my stomach. âWhatâs it going to take for you to be happy here?â He squeezes the sponge over my shoulders. Water dribbles down my chest. I wipe at it with my good left hand. âGood question, Jack,â I say. âYou always ask good questions.â
He laughs. Itâs not a good laugh. Itâs a grunting, impatient sound.
âDying would be good,â I say finally. âDying would make me pretty happy.â
âFatherââ
âI bet it would probably make you all a lot happier too.â
âChrist.â
âWell, maybe not you, Jack, but certainly that wife of yours,â I say. âSheâd probably throw a party. That woman hates me. I know she does. Why, Jack? Why does she hate me? Iâm just an old man, you know. Iâm very fragile.â
âShe doesnât hate you, Father.â
âOf course she does,â I say. âJust look at tonight. All I did was put in an honest request and she makes a scene. I swear, Jack, that womanâs trying to give me another goddamn stroke. Sheâll kill me with her hate one of these days.â
âYouâre incredible,â Jack says, shaking his head. He mutters something else under his breath, soaps my thighs, wipes at my legs with the sponge. Heâs working fast now, like he canât wait to get the whole thing over with, scrubbing in that rough, unpleasant way again. I stare at the top of his head for a while. Itâs all depressing me to no end. I feel like furniture. So I look at the shower walls, search for pictures in the mildew like theyâre clouds in the sky. I make out a herd of wild horses galloping across the linoleum. This turns out to be a bad idea because it makes me think of Macklin Johnson back homeâthat poor, beautiful manâand how we used to sit around and rent old Spaghetti Westerns to pass the time, and suddenly something hot and awful blooms in my chest and my eyes start to well up involuntarily.
âJesus,â Jack says. âDonât tell me youâre gonna cry now.â
What can a grown man say to such a thing? My son wipes down my face. Heâs helping me into my clothes. Heâs carrying me to the electric wheelchair, his arms like tight ropes around my shoulders and legs. Iâm still thinking of Mac. Iâm still steeling myself against tears. âJack,â I say, swallowing hard. My son straps me in, positions the lame arm across my lap. âCâmon now,â he says, smiling at me for the first time all evening. âBuck up, old man. Things will get better. Nobody hates you here.â
âJack,â I say again. âI want to go home. Donât let me die in this place.â
âYouâre not going to die, Father,â my son says. âYouâre going to be happy.â
Iâm trying to get some sleep, still thinking of old Mac, when the wife peers into my room and scares me so bad I nearly crap my pajamas. She stands in the doorway, her small silhouette dark and ominous, and says in a meek voice, âMister Perry sleeping?â and I say, âNo, woman. Mister Perryâs pole-vaulting. Mister Perryâs running a goddamn marathon. What else do you think Mister Perryâs doing?â
She stands there silently, cocks her head curiously to one side.
âWhat do you want from me?â I ask after a while.
âI no want nothing.â Her voice is a little louder now. âI just want to say sorry to you. I no mean to make you upset.â
âWho said I was upset?â
âJack tell me you cry.â
âThatâs a lie,â I say.
âNo lie.â Sheâs shaking her head. âJack say you crying like baby in the shower.â
âThatâs ridiculous. I think I would know if I was crying or not, woman.â
Sheâs silent for a moment. She shoves her hands into her pockets like she doesnât know what to do with them. âWell,â she says. âIâm sorry for tonight.â
âApology accepted then.â
âBut in the future,â she adds sternly, âif you desire to say something to me you just say it to me, okay? Donât say to Jack. I speak English. Not so good, but I understand what you say.â
âSure,â I say. âYou speak English.â
She stands there a while longer like sheâs waiting for me to apologize as well. But I donât have anything to apologize about. I wasnât the one infantilizing a helpless old man during dinner. So I say, âTurn up the fan, Tida. Iâm melting in here.â For a second, I think she might make another scene, but instead she walks over to the fan and kicks it up a notch. It turns on its axle like some creature shaking its head slowly from side to side.
âThanks,â I say, the fanâs cool breeze tickling my face. âThatâs better.â
She walks across the room, stands over the bed, looks down at me for a while. I think she might strangle me, but instead she just pulls the sheets up under my chin.
âOkay?â
âOkay,â I say.
âTomorrow will be better, Mister Perry.â
âI doubt it,â I say, closing my eyes. âBut letâs hope so.â
When I open my eyes again the wifeâs gone. The hallway light is off. Itâs quiet in the house and Iâm staring in the dark thinking about the last time I saw Macklin Johnson.
We had tickets for an Orioles game. The tickets were his going-away present for me. He was coming over to pick me up. Things already werenât going so good for the two of us by then. Iâd had my little episode and Mac was starting to get confused. His memory was starting to deteriorate. Weâd been seeing each other less and less, what with Macâs forgetfulness and me sitting at home lamenting my condition, trying to figure out the fancy wheelchair, doing my damnedest not to get into high-speed collisions with the furniture.
So I was happy that Mac got the Orioles tickets. It was a nice gesture. It seemed a way to say good-bye. But I was not so happy about having to remind him every other day about why heâd gotten them.
âSo weâre going to a baseball game,â heâd said the week before our date.
âYeah,â I replied. âYou bought the damn tickets, Mac.â
âOh. So why are we going?â
âBecause Iâm leaving, remember? Iâm going to go live with Jack and his wife.â
âYouâre leaving? Where the hell you going, Perry? You canât even get to your front porch these days.â
âThailand. Bangkok.â
âThatâs a damn shame. Iâll miss you.â
âYeah.â
âWhat the hellâs Jack doing over there anyway? He get drafted?â
âBeats me. Heâs working in textiles, I think.â
âPerry, you know I fucking hate baseball. Itâs a stupid game. Never understood what the big deal was.â
So, naturally, I had my doubts about whether Mac would show up on the appointed day. But he did. He was right on time. He rolled up in his old Volkswagen, got out of the van, and it was a beautiful thing to watch him walk up my front steps in one of his old pinstriped suits. He and Patriciaâthe black nurse who came by every morningâhelped me into the van. âBe careful,â Patricia said before we left. âDonât get into trouble. You drive real slow, you hear, Mister Johnson?â
As we got on the highway toward Baltimore it seemed like everything might actually be all right. Mac seemed lucid. He was making sense. He nattered on about his own live-in and how much he liked her, how much better she was than the last one, how she was real beautiful and tall, like an African princess, and how irritated sheâd gotten that morning when he said she looked like Nefertiti.
âI donât get it,â he said. âA man canât even compliment a beautiful woman these days.â Macâd always had a thing for black women. Heâd married two, the last one, Carmenâa real elegant lady with a wonderful smileâhaving died two years before from cancer in the head. âI didnât say she looked like Aunt Jemima, you know,â Mac continued. âIâd understand if she got mad about that. All I said was Nefertiti and, wow, slap me silly and call me an asshole.â
I nodded along, pulled the old ballcap snug over my head with my good left hand. But then I realized weâd passed up the exit to Camden Yards.
âHey,â I said. âThereâs Camden Yards, Mac.â
He looked over at me and smiled. Thatâs when I got real scared.
âWeâre not going to Camden Yards, Perry,â he said, laughing. âYou know I fucking hate baseball. Never understood what the big deal was.â
âJesus, Macklin,â I said. âCâmon now. Donât joke around.â
âWhat?â he said. âArenât we going to Hopkins? Arenât we going to visit Carmen?â
âNo, Mac. Carmenâs dead. Weâre going to an Orioles game.â
âOh,â he said, and now he looked not only confused, he also looked ashamed. âThatâs why youâre wearing the ballcap.â
But Mac didnât turn the car around. We kept on zipping along that highway. âI knew that, you know,â he said. âI knew that about Carmen. You didnât have to remind me, Perry.â
âTake me home, Macklin.â
âReally?â
âYes,â I said. âI just want to go home now.â
âYou sure?â
âYeah. Letâs just go rent some videos.â
It took us a while to get back to the house, me directing Mac the whole time thinking I was living my last hour on this earth. Patricia was still at the house cleaning. She came out and helped me get out of the van and into the wheelchair. She didnât seem the least bit surprised to see us back so soon. She didnât even ask about the game. I told Mac to come inside. While he sat in the living room, I called his son Tyrone out in Bethesda.
âJesus,â Tyrone said. âYou know he shouldnât be driving, Mister Perry.â
âNo, I didnât, son,â I said. âI really thought he was all right.â
Tyrone arrived by train a few hours later. When I said good-bye to Mac, he suddenly became lucid again. He bent down and hugged me real hard.
âHey,â he said. âIâm real sorry about today, Perry. But you come back soon, okay? Iâll make it up to you. The world ainât seen the last of us yet.â
He climbed into the Volkswagen with his son and that was the last I ever saw of my friend. Thatâs the last Iâll probably ever see of him. Because Iâm lying here now six weeks later in this bed, in this hot, godforsaken, mosquito-infested country, thousands of miles away from ever seeing another Orioles game, with two grandchildren I can barely talk to, a daughter-in-law who mocks my paralysis during mealtimes, and a son who seems indifferent to my plight, all of them sleeping soundly in this house, dreaming their nice little dreams, and Iâm so pissed off Iâm making a fist in the dark with my good left hand.
Alice would know what to do with the mongrel grandchildren. But Alice isnât here. Alice is long gone. She never even met these kids sitting across from me now playing a game of gin rummy to help their grandfather pass the time. She never had to deal with the little girl being cute, cheating, spying at my hand through the reflection on my bifocals. Alice never got to slap the girl lightly on the head and say, âHey. Stop that. Donât set a bad example for your little brother. We arenât a cheating people.â She never got to see the girl stare at her uncomprehendingly and then lay down her final tr...