LIFE IS A DREAM
Characters
ROSAURA | (lady) |
CLARIN | (comedian) |
SEGISMUNDO | (prince) |
CLOTALDO | (old man) |
ASTOLFO | (prince) |
ESTRELLA | (princess) |
BASILIO | (king) |
GUARD 1/SOLDIER 1/COURTIER 1 |
MUSICIANS |
ACT ONE
A noise off. ROSAURA falls onto the stage. She is dressed as a man.
ROSAURA. Call yourself a horse! You hippogriff!
Violently running, fast as the wind,
Then falling like a meteor crashing
Into the labyrinth, into the maze,
Of these naked mountain crags.
You’re a thunderbolt with a limp!
A bird without wings. A fish without scales.
Stay in this mountain. You be its Phaeton
You be so foolish and fall from the sky!
Abandon me! Leave me here, desperate, alone
With no map or path to guide me
Nothing but the working of blind chance
As I struggle randomly through the tangled hair
On the head of this giant mountain.
Whose furrowed ridges frown at the sun.
And this is Poland! You vile country!
Viciously greeting this stranger
Writing your greeting in letters of blood.
I’ve hardly arrived. Such a hard arrival.
Where can I find pity in my pitiless fate
Arriving in anguish. Greeted with hate.
Enter CLARIN.
CLARIN. Wait a minute. ‘Where can I find pity?’
What about me? Why not ‘Where can we . . . ’
Where can we find pity? That’s a better line.
After all, it was the two of us left home,
Looking for adventure, us two,
Sadly and madly reaching this god forsaken place.
Us two rolling half way down this mountain
Us two sharing disaster and pain
So it’s us two who get to complain.
ROSAURA. Listen, Clarin, I didn’t mention you in my speech
Because I didn’t want to deprive you of your opportunity
To make your own. To lament your misfortune,
Find consolation in your grief. Remember the philosopher
Who said that to complain was such a pleasure
That misfortunes should be looked for, like a moral treasure.
CLARIN. Lady, your philosopher’s an idiot and I wish he was here
So I could kick his head in. Only then I’d have to hear him
Complaining about my utterly amazing skill in kicking.
But, lady, look at us. Look at the state we’re in.
On foot, completely and utterly lost
In a totally deserted mountain
With night falling like a guillotine.
Even the sun’s deserting us.
We’re completely on our own.
ROSAURA. Is there anyone who’s ever seen anything
So utterly extraordinary and strange?
And it could be my eyes are deceiving me
Or my imagination’s playing tricks on my fearful mind
But in the faint cold light of the dying day
I think I can see a building.
CLARIN. That’s what I want to see
And if it turns out not to be actually there
I’ll destroy the scenery.
ROSAURA. The mountains are so high
And the building is so low
It’s as if the sun’s hardly able to see it.
Its construction is so crude
It could be one of the rocks that surround it
Rocks casting such fierce shadows
It’s as if they hurt the sunlight.
CLARIN. Lady, I think we’re talking too much here,
Why don’t we get a little closer
So that the kind people who live round here
Can welcome us with food and wine
And let us sit by a roaring fire to warm ourselves?
ROSAURA. The door – no. I could put that better – this black mouth . . .
Its sinister jaws yawn open, and the dark night within
Engenders a deeper darkness.
Chains sound inside.
CLARIN. Good grief what’s that?
ROSAURA. I cannot move. I’m a block of fire and ice.
Burning with curiosity. Frozen with fear.
CLARIN. It’s just someone been to the loo
And is pulling at the chain.
SEGISMUNDO (within)
All I know of life is pain!
ROSAURA. What sadness in that voice. What desperation!
I’m left struggling with new grief and pain.
CLARIN. Me with new fear.
ROSAURA. Clarin!
CLARIN. My lady!
ROSAURA. Let’s run from the terrors
Of this evil and enchanted tower.
CLARIN. Lady, when it comes down to it,
I’m too petrified to even run.
ROSAURA. Is that a light, that feeble exhalation,
That pale and trembling star,
That pulse so weakly beating
In so obscure and dubious a dwelling
That, far from lightening,
Appears to darken it.
In its dim light I can barely see
A dark prison lit by a single flame
The burial place of a living corpse.
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