Bad Cook
eBook - ePub

Bad Cook

  1. English
  2. ePUB (mobile friendly)
  3. Available on iOS & Android
eBook - ePub

Bad Cook

About this book

The ebook inspired by the hugely popular Recipe Rifle blog.

One of the funniest cookbooks you are ever likely to read. And definitely the sweariest.

For over three years now, Esther Walker has been entertaining foodies with her hilarious Recipe Rifle blog. Charting her progress from bad cook to, well, not-so-bad cook, she is blisteringly honest about what works, and what doesn't, in the kitchen. If a recipe works for her, it will probably work for you. If it doesn't, she will swear quite a lot.

Crammed full of recipes, tips for entertaining, stories of pregnancy and tales of her husband (restaurant critic Giles Coren) coming home drunk, The Bad Cook will make you laugh out loud. It will also make you want to start cooking.

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Information

Year
2013
eBook ISBN
9780007515721
Topic
Art

Table of contents

  1. Title Page
  2. Copyright
  3. Dedication
  4. Contents
  5. Prologue
  6. How to Stay Married
  7. Lamb Shank Curry
  8. Connie’s Mango Salsa
  9. Osso Buco
  10. Why I Hate Myself Part 1
  11. Note: How to Be a Good Host
  12. Meat Fear Part 1
  13. My Husband the Eighties Hero
  14. Are You an Alcoholic?
  15. The Shitty Food Diet
  16. Note: What You Need in Your Kitchen
  17. Toad in the Hole
  18. Offal
  19. Home Alone
  20. Cheat’s Mayonnaise
  21. Baba Ganoush
  22. Advice
  23. Things No-one Ever Tells You About Cooking
  24. Valentine’s Day
  25. Poached Pears in Marsala
  26. Brain Fail
  27. How to Make a White Sauce
  28. Fig and Goat’s Cheese Salad
  29. Juicing
  30. Who Needs Friends?
  31. Choritzo
  32. Where I Get Pregnant
  33. Where I Go on About Being Pregnant Quite a Lot
  34. … Pregnancy Chat Continues …
  35. Being Pregnant Becomes Tedious
  36. My Mother
  37. Padrón Peppers
  38. Julia Churchill
  39. Banana Bread Part 1
  40. Where I Get Depressed
  41. A carrot cake with a frosting of mascarpone and orange by Nigel Slater
  42. My Very Own Chicken Pie
  43. Here Come the Gays
  44. Opinions
  45. Christmas Sausages
  46. Macaroons
  47. January
  48. The Best Curry in the World
  49. Roast Garlic and Camembert
  50. Fat
  51. Fish
  52. Interlude: Things to Make Sure You Have Done Before You Bring a Baby Home from Hospital
  53. Courgettes
  54. Golabki
  55. Auntie Hannah’s Courgette Thing
  56. Meat Fear Part 2
  57. WWKMD
  58. Falling Asleep in Cars
  59. Small Things
  60. Please Do Not Invite Me to Your Party
  61. What the Hell to Do with Red Mullet
  62. The Time I Went on a Date with Jason Orange
  63. I Hate Summer
  64. Worst Holiday Ever
  65. You Can’t Fake a Family (AKA Worst Holiday Ever Part 2)
  66. Premature Middle Age
  67. How Not to Look a Fright
  68. Where I Finally Go Completely Mad
  69. An Obligatory Cocktail Recipe
  70. Dead Prostitute Friends
  71. Just So Tired
  72. Gumbo
  73. The Perfect is The Enemy of the Good
  74. What Makes a Perfect Kitchen?
  75. Make-Amends Brownies
  76. Life Stoves My Head in with a Plank
  77. Banana Bread Part 2
  78. Cullen Skink
  79. Meat Fear Part 3
  80. Kitchen Gadgets
  81. How to Cater for a Lot of People Without Going Insane or Having to Be a Very Good Cook
  82. Kitty’s Jersey Royal Hash
  83. Breaded Scallops
  84. Interlude: How to Talk to a Butcher
  85. Making Dinner, Night after Night, Without Going Insane
  86. A Mouse
  87. A Ham is Not Just for Christmas
  88. Meatballs
  89. Welsh Cakes
  90. Nasi Goreng or Dirty Rice
  91. Scones
  92. Asian Baked Salmon
  93. Treacle Tart
  94. Tex-Mex Chicken
  95. A Pork Pie
  96. Note: How to Clean Your Kitchen
  97. Epilogue
  98. Keep Reading
  99. Appendix: Pastry
  100. Recipe Index
  101. Thank You
  102. Also by the Author
  103. About the Publisher

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